Judge — February 9, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Sixty pages, best humorous artists and wits of to-day. Beautiful cover, designed especially. Handsome col. cored pages of pictures. Published every January, April, July and October, on the 13th of the month preceding cents. line, 20cents “This bill is too high,” said the cus- tomer ‘00 high 2" ejaculated the laundry- “That's what I said ; too high.” “But, man, do you know how long it takes to do up a shirt ?” “Why, about four washings !"—Za. Swindling is the perfection of civiliza- tion.— Voltaire. A GOOD WORD FOR BARBERS. Occasionally we read in some of.the fly-by-night publications, alleged to be de- voted to the interests of newspapers and magazines, flippant reference to a class of the enlightened public which they dif. ferentiate as ‘the barber-shop readers. This classification casts a slur rot only upon the barber-shops, but upon ail their patrons and the publications found on file in the shops. It has been the cus- tom of a good many persons to affect a certain sort of disdain tor the barber, as if wielders of the razor were beneath their notice. Latterly this supercilious disdain has been extended, it seems, to patrons of the barber-shop ‘and publica tions which the barber patronizes. Just why the barber should be regarded as any lower in the social scale than the carpenter, the builder, or the shop- keeper, we cannot understand. His pa- Nilson - For guavartee of purity, see back \abel oneverybiitle; Wits WV BECAUSE. Miss Skreecher—* What sort of songs do you like best, Mr. Suphrer 2” Mr. Suphrer—* The songs of the sev- enteenth century Miss How odd! prefer them ? Mr, S— ‘em nowaday Why do you Because nobody ever sings "Philadelphia Inguirer. DECADENCE OF ROMAN ART. Casar had just fallen at the base of Pompey’s statue. “Alas!” cried the Romans, ‘this would never have happened if we had an exalted art censor.” And yet there were those who con- trons include representatives of all the| tended it was a criticism in itseli_New learned professions, men of wealth, so-| Yoré Sun. cial, political and scientific distinction. Journals which treat the “ barber-shop readers are greatly misled. Let any patron of a barber-shop look over the publications he finds on its table. Among them he will discover no longer the cheap sensational prints, but the best of the daily the choicest magazines and we There may be a sprinkling still of lighter literature, but it is only asprinkling. The barber caters to the people. He elim- nates social distinctions. He knows no classes. Any man who is clean, and has the price, can have a chair, — Leslie's Weekly. MAY BE COFFEE THE TROUDL THAT CAUSES ALL When the house is afire, it’s like a body when disease begins to show ; it’s no time to talk but time to act—delay is dangerous—remove the cause of the trou- ble at once. “For a number of years,” says a Kan- sas lady, I felt sure that coffee was hurt- ing me, and yet I was so fond of it I could not give it up. I paltered with my appe- | tite and of course yielded to the tempta- tion to drink more. At last I got so bad that I made up my mind I must either quit the use of coffee or die. « Everything I ate distressed me, and I suffered severely almost all the time with palpitation of the heart. I frequently woke up in the night with the feeling that I was almost gone—my heart seemed so smothered and weak in its action that I feared it would stop beating. My breath grew short and the least exertion set_me to panting. I slept but little and suffered from rheumatism, “Two years ago I stopped using the old kind of coffee and began to use Pos- tum Food Coffee, and from the very first I began to improve, It worked a miracle ! Now I can eat anything and digest it without trouble, I sleep like a baby, and my heart beats full, strong and easily. My breathing has become steady and normal, and my rheumatism has left me. I feel like another person, and it is all due to quitting coffee and using Postum Food Coffee, for I haven't used any medi- cine and none would have done any good as long as I kept drugging with coffee. Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. “*: There's a reason.” Read the ‘0,000 quarterly, ‘a copy, om all newe-stands, little book, «The Road to Wellville,” packages. | All grocers. sa clientele of no consequence | IT ALL DEPENDS. “Good gracious !" exclair itor ; * hear those boys fight ing out there, Regular little hy aren't they 2” “1 can't say,” replied Mrs. F: “I'm rather near-sighted, you “ But surely you can hear them. Oh, yes; but I can't tell whet they're my children or the neighbors’ Philadelphia Press, PAINED BY A WOODEN LEG. « Barney's wooden leg has been pi ing ‘im of late," said Schol “How can that be Scholes irritably. “Mrs. Barney has been thrashing with it,” was the explanation.— 7i¢.Ain asked Mi “Rub it on wood and make it come good.” In by-gone times an itching palm was said to betoken the recei To-day, the sure sign of money f ha advertisement in Leslie's Weekly ‘of money. and Judge Large and certain returns result from the use of these money-making mediums Leslie's Weekly week and is read by all the family. —the pioneer illustrated news weekly of America. Enters over 400,000 homes every Its columns are clean, instructive entertaining. A very profitable advertising medium. Fudge jexinsiri reader and money for the advertiser. LESLIE’S WEEKLY, Fourth Ave. and 19th St., New York City. W. L. MILLER, Advertising Mor. <the weekly that makes people Laugh. Full of funy everywhere. 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