Judge — February 2, 1907 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Pure good RYE FERDINAND WESTHEIMER & : LOUISVILLE, AY ons OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES, Sunday-school teacher—" What would tappen now if people were struck dead for lying, as they were in ancient times ?” Bright pupil —* There wouldn't be anybody left to bury “em,” Uncle George—* Tommy, here's a dol- lir to buy your mamma a birthday pres- eatnext week. Have you any idea what ste would like 2 Small Tommy—* No, but I know what Im going to buy for her.” Uncle George—" What 2” Small Tonimy— A toy drum.” Little Elsie (in the country)—* Oh, . look at those leghorn chick- Mamma— Yes, 1 see them, dear, But low do you know they are leghorns ?” Little Elsie— Why, don't you see se little horns on their legs 2” dith was visiting in the coun- vy for the first time. What do you think of our rural scen- dear 2” asked her grandmother. “Oh, it isn’t so bad," replied Edith "lt looks almost as natural as real the- Little Elmer— Mamma, won't it do as well if I take a bath Sunday in- «ad of going to church amma—* Why, what do you mean, Little Elmer— Well, takin’ a bath is ext thing to goin’ to church if clean- Bes is next to godliness."—Chicago cas. Sage A CHANCE FOR AMATEUR ARTISTS | For many years JupGe has counted himself fortunate in the number and constancy of his amateur artist friends. Year in and year out this eager and aspiring host has favored us with a multitude of comic drawings. These have, in most cases, been unavailable for publication, and JupGE has been under the painful necessity of returning them. But correspondence has grown out of these rejections which has not infrequently led to pleasant friendships, and now and then an amateur has developed his talent and ultimately joined JupGe’s regular staff of contributors. Now we propose to do something to make amends for these years of apparent hostility to the amateur. for some time to come devote a page to the drawings of amateur artists. JupcE herewith invites his amateur friends to send in their drawings. Please read carefully the following rules and | try to observe them : Rey, deawing | Jupee will must bear upon the back the full name and address of the artist. ar other reading matter forming a part of the drawing must be plainly written underneath the drawing on the same Every drawing tooat e's 2 Accompanied with sufficient stamps for ita return in case it fs not accepted, Drawings in series cannot be used if there are more than four in the series, and we would prefer not to have them offered in serica ar all. “This Tule admits of exceptions, but indicates our preference. this When, # series is accepted, the two or more pictures constituting the series must count as one drawing for the purposes of contest Payment for all sccepted drawings in this contest will be made on of near the date of their publication in JuDcE, Every drawing submitted in this contest must be plainly addressed as follows: JUDGE (Amateur Contest) 225 FOURTH AVENUE NEW YORK CITY For the funniest contribution accepted and published JupcE will pay $5. For the second funniest picture accepted and published we will pay $2.50. For any others accepted and published we will pay $1 apiece. OUR EDUCATORS. Give a talkative acquaintance half a chance and he will teach you a whole lot of things you knew before.—. Y. Press. Shaving illiams °Scsp A The skill and experience of nearly 7D three-quarters of a century are back of the rich, creamlike, emollient lather of Williams’ Shav- ing Soaps. That’s a pretty valuable consideration in any article that plays so important a part in your daily comfort and the healthful condition of your face. Artix Jasins Monroostuny FLAG Send 4 cents in stamps for a (Enough for 50 shaves.) ywhere oap, trial size. icks and Shaving Cakes sold ev k or a cake of Luxury Shaving $ Address THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY Department A, Glastonbury Conn. “THE ONLY KIND THAT WON'T SMART OR DRY ON THE FACE” Williams’ Shaving Williams’ Shaving PROGRESS IN KANSAS. A Kansas City man has just succeeded Fight, 49, by Judge Company. in getting a patent on an electric motor fastened on a cow's back, the electricity being generated by a dynamo attached to her tail. It strains the milk and hangs up the pail and the strainer. A small phono- graph accompanies the outfit and_ yells “ when the cow moves. If she « hinged arm catches the milk- stool and lams her over the back.—Osa- watomie (Kan.) Globe. for Liquor and Drug Using A sclentific remedy which has been skillfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 27 years. At the following Keeley Institut: 50 CENTS. **GOOD-NIGHTI” It is the last word. There is nothing mote to said, icture ~ beautiful, artistic, pertinent —speaks \tor wall | Piaure Department, t, Judge Company 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Add eatra postage for foreign orders, ret Lestat . A change of base is sometimes a good | thing for a quartette.—Ex. | comicbooks.com