Judge — February 2, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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He told us that his legs were sore, And soon it was his hip ; It seems that everything is sick When father has the grip. The doctor came to-day and left Some capsules, and he said To take one each three hours until The pain had really fled. Says pa, ‘That means twelve hours before I give this pain the slip ; Tl bet he'd find a faster dope If he had got the grip.” And then he told ma that he thought ‘That he was going to die; And ma says no, that isn’t s And gave the reason why. Then pa got mad and told her that He didn’t want her lip. Oh, there's no comfort in our flat When father has the grip. —Detroit Free Press, RETURNED EMPTIES. 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