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This page is primarily **advertisements and humorous anecdotes** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: **Advertisement Features:** - Hunter Whiskey (prominent left-side ad emphasizing purity) - Grape-Nuts cereal (testimonial from a woman claiming it cured her indigestion and rheumatism) - Western Champagne, blood poison treatments, and other patent medicines typical of early 1900s advertising **Humorous Anecdotes:** - "A Nautical Affair": A Detroit police officer's embarrassing mishap—he removes a boat's drain plug thinking water will exit, then panics trying to replace it - "Hardly": A clergyman's subtle critique of overly elaborate children's names, suggesting literary parents burden their sons - "Where the Lemon is Welcomed": A joke about a colonel's casual Southern hospitality toward insults The page reflects early 20th-century magazine culture: mixing commercial promotions (many for dubious health products) with light social satire and brief comedic anecdotes mocking human folly and regional stereotypes.

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HAS GIVENIT ITS WONDERFUL POPULARITY AND A’ REPU. TATION FOR EXCELLENCE. Al Y UNSURPASSED old at all Aret-ctass cafes and by jobbers Wit! EAN ATAM @ BUS: Daitimore, Ma” JUST QUT. Our handsome forty-page catalogue of beautiful pictures—reproductions in photogravure and photogelatine of the best work of artists of the day. SEND FIV ‘BS, to cover mailing expenses, to Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. ROMEIKE’S ret yeah clippings which may a HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS Payee WAREHOUSE 2, 84, and 88 Rleécket Street st BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we ave made the cure of Blood Poison a ty, Polsea” Permanently Cured. fog can be treated at home under same guar- Book Fret. ; 7” COOK REMEDY Co. bp W0 MASONIC, TEMPLE, _ Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. sper | turn to normal health and mental activity. Sipe A NAUTICAL AFFAIR. This story only became public a few days ago. The hero is one of the best-known po- lice officers of Detroit. The officer was out rowing off Belle Isle some weeks ago. After a time he noticed that a quantity of water had collected in the bottom of the boat. «Guess I'll have to let that water run out,” said Officer B—. Then he pulled the plug out of the bot- tom of the boat. « Tthought the water would run out!” he explained, after his frantic efforts had restored the plug.— Detroit News. NEVER TIRES OF THE FOOD THAT RESTORED HER TO HEALTH. « My food was killing me and I didn’t know the cause,” writes a Colorado young lady. ‘For two years I was thin and sickly, suffering from indigestion and in- flammatory rheumatism. «Thad tried different kinds of diet, plain living, and many of the remedies recommended, but got no better. «Finally, about five weeks ago, mother Wilson - For guavartee of purity, see back \abel onevery baile: Wels WN HARDLY. “What,” asked the minister, “is the name of the child ?" “Charles Francis William Ethelbert St. Aubyn Briggs,” answered the proud father. “Hm !" murmured the good man, who had himself been advised _by his publish- ers to drop his middle name, ++I take it that you do not intend him for-a literary career."—Chicago Record-Herald. The surgeon says it does not spoil his suggested that I try Grape-Nuts, and I began at once, eating it with a little cream or milk. A change for the better began at once. “To-day I am well and am gaining weight and strength-all the time. I've gained ten pounds in the last five weeks and do not suffer any more from indiges- tion, and the rheumatism is all gone. +11 know it is to Grape-Nuts alone that lowe my restored health. I still eat the food twice a day and never tire of it.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, The flavor of Grape-Nuts is peculiar to itself. It is neutral, not too sweet, and has an agreeable, healthful quality that never grows tiresome. One of the sources of rheumatism is from overloading the system with acid material, the result of imperfect diges- tion and assimilation. As soon as improper food is abandoned and Grape-Nuts is taken regularly, diges- tion is made strong, the organs do their work of building up good red blood cells and of carrying away the excess of dis- ease-making material from the system. The result is a certain and steady re- “There's a reason,” Read the little book, The Road to Wellville,” in packages. WHERE THE LEMON IS WELCOMED. The joker—" Colonel, would you mind if some one should hand you a lemon ?" Colonel Kentucky— Not at all, suh, providing they handed me a little cracked ice and a little bourbon also,"—Chicago Daily News. Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow’ ing Syrup the best remedy for their children. ase a POOR KITTY. Mrs. Watkins—" Why, Willie, what are you doing? Put that cat down im: mediately, What do you mean by tortur- ing the poor er re Willie—* 1 ‘ain't nate your old cat. That man ‘hat was here last night said that there wasn't room anywhere in this flat to swing a cat, and there is in every room, for I've just done it."—Somerv ille| Journal. ‘The Sohmer Piano ranks among the best for excellence of tone, durability and finish. PRESENCE OF MIND. It is a mistake to think that it is only the Englishman who keeps his head in a crisis. When a passenger steamboat sud- denly struck a rock off Hong-Kong the other day, a number of Chinese on board promptly started looting the passengers’ trunks,—Punch, appetite to have a cutlet between meals, The Truth Can be told about Great PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rhelas, N.Y. Bald by reepostable wine dealers everyebere. «My salary is $2,500 per year. What would become of my family should I die suddenly 2” Free booklet. No importunity. PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia, A WORD FROM UNCLE DAVID. I once knew a man who had such a good opinion of himself that he hate i k in his mirror for fear his reflection would want to break through and shake hands with him.— Chicago Record-Her- ald, By James Monrcommny FLAcc. Copyright, Judge Co., 1906, ‘THEIR HONEYMOON — UP IN THE cLoups 52 campany svered trom th earth tha ey eee, see, to the alver hing ofthe cloud. Photogravure, 15x 20—One Dollar. Add extra postage for forcign orders. Address must Picture Department, Judge Company [that | 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Smit Trade pnd by adores Magasine Ch, 92 Unie ‘of the Een in larurions Florida there is no hostelry that nearly equals the TAMPA BAY MOTEL, {a the supreme achievement of American energy and limitless capital in prodacing an ree rone eres of id Seen tat ‘sreprosh nted throughout and is absolately frepr You know the Florida West Coast? ‘Fiera eS mere San of einn iar tna any where else io this country. There is alwa Breene from over the salt waters of the Gulf fir ig exhilarating, never cnervat ‘On the outskirts of Tampa is Fd ed Caban maker imu td Cuban cigar makers, the great (a esta and dance. balla add. much the Seaboard Air Line—and 3 fe transier—or the Atlantic Coast Line, running into the hotel grounds. Wiese and fortber Navid (abe, My, Tampa, Fla, s53z28%83 2 ol the Atlantic Coast Lie. comicbooks.com