Judge — January 5, 1907 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘WOMAN. Was the first sinner not A woman? Can you blot That striking fact from life’s historic page ? Has she not, through all time Shared in the deeds of crime Performed by mortals on the world’s broad stage ? But woman, ne’ertheless Is fair, and we who press To our warm hearts the “fairest of the| sex, Should doubt not that truth lies In her bright-beaming eyes. Why should obtrusive doubts our souls perplex ? If woman has destroyed Our peace by having toyed With our fond hearts, what matters it ? Although Sore-stricken, we may live. Live! Ah! then we'll forgive The one who dealt the devastating blow. —C. Phillips in Philadelphia Bulletin, In need of something for indigestion? Take Abbott's Bitters. At all druggists’. i SUMMER MEMORIES. Yeast—I suppose you have forgotten all about your stay at the beach 2” Crimsonbeak—" Not altogether. They still keep sending me the bill."— Yonkers Statesman, WHAT SC/RED HIM. Mrs. Bacon—* My boy has been afraid of the dark ever since he was a child.” Mrs. Egbert—" How do you account for that ?” Mrs. Bacon —You see, his father used to sing to him every night when it was growing dark."—Exchange. DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature ison each box. 25¢. “WHAT'S THE ODDS?’ She thought it safe To bet a kiss The team she backed Would never miss— It could not lose. ‘An easy game. But I won out— T bet the same. —Princeton Tiger. ENCOURAGING HENS. Bacon—1 see experiments are being made in Norway with fish as food for poultry.” Egbert— Well, it looks possible. A nice brook trout nicely cooked and sea- soned and served on a gilt-bordered plate ought to tempt any old hen to act better."— Exchange. Don’t marry for money ; But this may be said : ‘Til well to lay up quite A lot, ere you wed. finer thana bottle of EVANS’ ALE Blest with that charm-the certainty to please. Hotels, Clabe, Restaurants and Deaters, Brewed for past 121 years by C. H. EVANS & SONS, Hodsoo, N.Y. Mudge It takes a man with sand to leave'foot- prints on those of time. You are not short of money when you have plene, of the long green. The lawyer who goes’ courting should understand court proceedings. The man who is really a big gun is careful how he gets loaded. Some people are so high-toned " that they don’t even have common sense. It isn’t always the early bird that worms his way into a girl's affections. When her husband is habitually tardy, a woman doesn’t want him to say, “See you later.” Though love may be one grand sweet song, Full many a man, you bet, Has found, when married, that it was A solo—no duet. —Philadelphia Bulletin. GOING UP, Bacon—"1 see Switzerland's revenue trom tourists last summer was twenty- five million dollars.” Egbert —“ Well, that's climbing up some, isn't it ?"— Yonkers Statesman, CRIED EASILY. NERVOUS WOMAN STOPPED COFFEE AND QUIT OTHER THINGS. No better practical proof that coffee is a drug can be required than to note how the nerves become unstrung in women who habitually drink it. The stomach, too, rebels at being con- tinually drugged with coffee and tea— they both contain the drug—caffeine. Ask your doctor. ‘An Iowa woman tells the old story thus : “Thad used coffee for six years, and was troubled with headaches, nervous- ness and dizziness. In the morning upon rising I used to belch up a sour fluid, regularly. “ Often I got so nervous and miserable I would cry without the least reason, and T noticed my eyesight was getting poor. «After using Postum a while, I ob- served the headaches left me, and soon the belching of sour fluid stopped (water brash from dyspepsia). I feel decidedly different now, and I am convinced that it is because I stopped coffee and began to use Postum. I can see better now, my eyes are stronger. * A friend of mine did not like Postum, but when I told her to make it like it said on the package she liked it all right.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Always boil Pos- tum well and it will surprise you. Read the little book, The Road to Wellville,” in packages. “There's a reason, Aéeplory Chocolate Dipped SLE. 1SCUl Fez ‘ Te YOUR GROCER OR DRUGGIST SELLS BOTH A PERFECT HEALTH FOOD og ‘CHOCOLATE Making it doubly STRENGTHENING “INVIGORATING cigarettes are compared, the delicious flavor and exquisite aroma which distinguish CIGARETTES become still more pronounced. Such a combina- tion of delicate richness and mellow mildness is possible only by the perfect harmony of the Murad blend. It is this perfection—their dis- tinctive quality, that has made the Murad “THE METROPOLITAN STANDARD” 10 for 15 cents S. ANARGYROS, Manufacturer, 111 Fifth Avenue, New York THE ONLOOKER. He knows just how things should be done— He sees where powers are misapplied. plaining things to him is fun— He is the man who never tried, —Washington Star. INSESNE? | There was a young man named Du- quesne Who said, Modern fashions are vesne. ‘Now do you suppose, If | went without clothes That folks would think [ was insesne ?” —Princeton Tiger. | Ex BEFORE PITTSBURG’S DAY. “I wonder if money really went fur- ther one hundred years ago than it does to-day.” “Possibly. But you must remember it didn't go so fast.""— Cleveland Press. Ske— Anything unusual in to-day’s football game ?” He—"Yes; one of the players had his hair combed." —Exchange. for Liquor and Drug Using A sclentific remedy which has been skillfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 27 years, Wasblagion, D.C. 20 A Cita comicbooks.com