Judge, 1906-12-22 · page 7 of 48
Judge — December 22, 1906 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief comedic filler material. The main content consists of: **The Jokes:** Three short, mild gags about puns and wordplay—a student arrested for being a "fa" (presumably "fade"), confusion about Pandora as a "baggage-smasher," and a jaded newspaper editor unimpressed by miracles. These are generic humor fillers typical of Judge's format. **The Advertisements:** The dominant feature is a large Miller High Life beer ad emphasizing the beer's distinctive character and quality. Surrounding it are ads for Ayala Magnet champagne, Hiawatha Spring Water, and Charles Craskey Company (electrotyping/photo-engraving services). **The Single Cartoon:** "The Stern Mother" depicts a parent offering candy to a child in exchange for accepting punishment—dark humor about parenting through bribery and physical discipline, reflecting early 20th-century attitudes. The page reflects pre-Prohibition advertising and period humor conventions rather than political satire.
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CRIMINAL. On a time a pale student from Ga, Was pinched for being a fa. Said the judge with a smile, «Young man, for a while Free of charge we are going to ba.” —Yale Record. SOUNDED THAT WAY. my son.” was Pandora «Pandora, my boy, was a person who made many wonderful things come out ofa trunk. “Was Pandora a baggage - smasher, P Vonkers Statesman. NOTHING SURPRISES HIM. lville Banner man, who took in gia fair, and is coming to the siys editorially, uch a wonslerful age it’s next to e to surprise anybody. Only a fellow came in and settled a been owing ten years, and we didn’t ven suffer a medium paralytic sroke. And it's our candid belief that if we should see the dead rise—and we could Sop running—we'd just tell the barkeeper, ‘A little o' the same, please,’ anf wouldn't even add two extra lumps ofsugar. The only surprise that heaven sill have for us will be in the fact that re able to get in at all! "—Ad/unta ‘The Premier Champagne Of the World Among Cham- pagnes ex- traordinary, Ayala Magnet has won inter- national en- dorsement of the most exact- ing judges of fine wines as ** Premier.” The signet seal of a fine menu, At hotels, cuts, cafeds FHGH LE The Champagne of Rottle BEER Individaality and Character in Beer—mean Quali ver cent of all Beers have no character whatever. ey are just common Heer. Oor "High Life" Beer has strictly a character of its own—a taste of its own—found la no other beer. Ic has that perfection of Beer Taste, that Superiority of that Miller” taste. Where does Miller High Lite" Beer get that character and individaality ? First: From the high ty of oar Malt, and the Process of preparing same. ively Second: From the process ofbrewing, used exet mat ye ia our brewery, Our own process, perlec perience. ‘Third: From the superior and exclusive qualtty of our yeast. You may not understand all that we say here, will order a bottle of ** High Life” will very quickly perceive that the 1 Character of our Beer spells Quality. ACKER, MERRALL & CONDIT COMPANY, Distributors 135, 137, 139 West 42d Street, Now York THE STERN MOTHER. “It touches me to the heart, Willie, that! am obl ged to punish you for your dis- obedience: but if you are real nice about taking your whipping, mother will give you —RFiegende Biiter. a stick of candy!“ Aristocrat of The Table Its superiority is univer- tally: acknowledged. jawat Aiamatha Spring Water Bottled in hygienic cleanli- news at the spring. The favorite club man’s drink. The purest and best spark- ling water to make blended drinks. Order Hiawatha today. For sale at hotels, cafes, grocers and druggists, Hiawatha Spring Co. Luts} Park Gre, Distributors, Minneapolis New Yor ea Spar Bt A vione TABLISHED 1051 INCORPORATED 1090 NG ano 441-447 PEARL STREET New YorRK comicbooks.com