Judge — December 22, 1906 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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FADS FREAKS FANCIES FLASHES HAVE THEIR BRIEF DAY THEN FALL BY THE WAY BUT act HUNTER BALTIMORE RYE WAS FIRMLY FOUNDED ON THE ROCK OF REPUTATION AND PUB- UC FAVOR MORE THAN FIFTY YEARS AGO AND IS TO-DAY THE MOST POPULAR WHISKEY ON THE AM:RICAN CONTINENT Sei at all érnt.ciass cats ant by Jobers, Wa. LANATIAN © Su dimores a, Christmas Gift ards Just the Right Kind of a Remembrance ! A girl's head beautifully printed on fine bristol board 4x5} with the words ® Christmas Greet- ings " and" Compliments of," with space for you to write your name. Five Cents Each, or Six for a Quarter PICTURE DEPT., JUDGE CO., 225 Fourth Ave., New York uaipe THE GHOSTLY WINTER WIND. ] The Wind calls to the children that he's wan.in’ to come in | To tell ‘em skeery stories ‘bout the places he nas been ; But he shakes the shutter so, The little children know He'd let in all the witches An’ the Old Man 0’ the Snow ! “Let me in!" says the Wind, + for the snow falls white as foam, An’ I'm out here in the darkness, an’ I'm far away from home !* But the frightened children say : * Let the cold Wind go his way ! For his home is with the witches — Where the goblin-people stay “He's sighin’ an’ he’s cryin’ in the lone- some winter night ; The stars won't light his pathway, for he blows out every light ; He strips the leafy limb, Rocks the rainy steeples dim ; The old ha’nts dance around him, An’ the hills play ghost with him —Atlanta Constitution, SHAVINGS. A statistician bas ascertained that the average man shaves over twenty square miles of space in a lifetime. The figures may astound women or astonish men who wear full beards. They will not be the cause of the least surprise to men who worry along through a weary world facing the daily task of running a razor over uneven surfaces and relieving tedium now and again by cutting off a wart or making an incision, A black-haired man, | whose beard grows more thickly and re- quires more * going over,” may shave over twenty-five or even thirty square miles. Although the fact is not men- tioned, it is probable that a man who neg. lects to have his razor honed may cover fifty miles of space between the time he reaches his majority and the time he finds a respite from his labors in the grave.— p The young man who accepts a situ- ation frequently gets a salary that is smaller than the wages of the young man | who gets a job.—Somerville Journal, ELOQUENCE, From the land of the ivy to the gulf- kissed shores of the southland ; from the busy marts east of the Alleghanies to the - Christmas COOKS CPU UAD Champagne Not the best American Ghampagne But the Best Ghampagne Ce slopes beyond the Rockies and on to the setting sun, a speculating nation has fo-| west, where the red man walks along in peace and an ever-contented citizenship are realizing the benefits of a bounteous feast and happy environments. While in even the north central states the people are shivering and hugging stoves, here | in Oklahoma, where the bolls of cotton | sway back and forth as they are kissed by a gentle breeze of autumnal time, the mild sun of a southern clime floods fair Kiowa with its glimmering sheen of warmth, — Hobart (Oklahoma) Demo- | erat. NEWS TO HIM. « The beauty of this great and glorious *| republic,” said the American proudly, *+is that any boy born here may become | President. “ Fawncy !" exclaimed the British tour- ist. “1 was under the impression that |the President had to be at least forty years of age."— Catholic Standar OF COURSE. The glad Yuletide is approaching, and every Boston girl, of course, is looking eagerly forward to having another «lic- tionary for a Christmas present.—Somer- ville Fournal. cused her glasses upon the great south-|_ THaT DEPENDS. Fat man—'*Sonny, fs the ice safe? For you or for me?” The Name Tells the Story Good Cheer for Host and Guest Sold by LEADING DEALERS EVERYW E comicbooks.com