Judge — December 1, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JOYS OF CUDDLE-TIME. As the evening shadows gather, Then ‘tis cuddle-time, I know, When my baby, «lressed for Dreamland, Comes a-rompin’ to me s Comes and begs of me to hold ‘him On my knees and ** rock-a-bye,” As the purpling sun sinks lower In the gleaming western sky. And he cuddles to me nearer, As the firelight softly glows, And across the dusky, portals Ghostly, flickering shadows throws ; And two dimpled arms about me Are clasped tighter for a kiss— Ah, was ever richer necklace Placed about one’s neck than this? Soon the drooping, drooping lashes Cover up two eyes of brown, And the tousled head so golden On my breast sinks lower down. Ah, the sweetness of the pleasure, Making life one golden rhyme, With a dimpled babe to fondle When it comes to cuddle-time ! —Anwers. The day after you need Abbott's Angostura Bitiers. Braces’ the nerves; sustains you throughout the day, and makes you feel bright and cheerful. At druggists’, DROP A TEAR! When we look back upon the year That's slowly drawing to an end, Maybe we drop a silent tear O'er what the fates thought fit to send ! But all the woes of human-kind We'll drown, the while our glasses clink, And whistle gayly, quite resigned, Life's not so dreadful as you think ! —New York Press. ‘SURPRISED. Lasked a young lady from Boulder What her age was; her manner grew coulder. Her answer to me Was * Skidoo, 23.” Tm surprised, for I thought s! oulder. Wi Every piano bought of Sohmer & Co. will be found strictly as represented and warranted. ‘THE SCHOOL. ** How do you get those clinging ways ?” asked the country cousin. “Hanging from street-car straps,” swered the city girl.— HIGH SOCIETY ROBBER. « Yes ; Mrs. Swellman has been robbed of her jewels and Mrs. Sneeker is the guilty party.” “What? stole" “What else can you call it? She You don’t mean tos ay she offered the cook six dollars and the maid | five dollars a week, and now she’s got them,"— Philadelphia Press. 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He occupied a little house owned by a promi- nent banker, but had successfully evaded the payment of rent for many years. No trouble came, however, until the banker was nominated to run for a political office. The next day the old negro came hob- bling into his office. + Well, Sam,” said the banker, I sup- | pose you've come in to pay me some rent.” Oh, no, boss,” replied the old man. “I's just come in to say I's glad yo’ is nominated, an’ will tell de res’ of dese no- ‘count niggers to vote fo' yo, an’ to men- tion to yo’ at de same time dat de roof of my house is leakin’, an’ if it ‘tain't fixed Till have to move out directly."—Lippin- cott’s, Oh! the music of the Ocean In the iridescent cave Makes the oyster very happy As‘he dances on the wave ! But it makes him not as happy As he always makes the frail Or the fat man when there wedded By a mug of Evans’ Ale. ‘A SPELLING REFORMER. Bacon—*"\s your friend a reformer 2?” Egbert— Yes, for a spell."— Yonkers Statesman, RETROSPECT. Almost any suburban back-yard farmer, | if he sits down now in the quiet of these long autumn evenings, can see where he made mistakes last summer in his gar- den.—Somerville Fournal. COULDN’T FEAZE HIM. Teacher — Johnnie, spell cat.” Fohnnie—s Khea-t-t.” Teacher— That's wrong. It's c-a-t."" Joknnie—“Oh, you mean the new simplified method." — Cleveland Plain Dealer. WHY SUNNY SOUTH? The little toy ‘gator is grinning again From his piace in the curio store ; The souvenir postal is back in the rack, And the tarpon scale here as before. There is joy in the heart of the hostelry man, For this is the time of the year That his dreams are of shekels, and, wak- ing, he sings, “ The tourists are headed for here.”* The panama hat has been hidden from view, The mosquito bars folded away, And the silks and the satins have taken the place Of chiffons, the mulls and pique. The automobile kings are Florida bent, The high-ball has vanished the beer ; There are car-loads of oranges journey: ing north, But the tourists are headed for here. The decoy ducks once more float stol- idly by ; The mountain resorts are forgot ; The circus and carnivals come back again, While talk turns to drama and plot. The small boy is dreaming of turkey and pic, For Thanksgiving time is drawing near ; Oh, its dreary and cold save in Florida now, So the tourists are headed for here. —Florida Times-Union, PHYSIOLOGY IN THE SCHOOLS. The following answers to questions in physiology were taken from the papers written by a class of boys in a Philadel- phia public school, who are nearly all Russian Jews: “An organ is a piano of the body that has some special work to do.” Digestion is mainly carried on in the New England states.” “The teeth found in an adult are in- cisors, biscuits and moulders.” “The first set of teeth are called the milk or temperate set.” , “The digestive fluid secreted by the mouth is the alimentary canal.” “+ The epiglottis is a little trap door in the chin, We should not pick our teeth with pins nor scrape them with a nail." —New York Sun. NERVE FORCE EXHAUSTED OR DEBILITATED From any cause, Reatored by WINCHESTER'S HYPOPHOSPHITES of Lime and Soda. A Pharmaceutical Preparation and the SPECIFIC PILL. GIVE VITAL STRENGTH AND EI Price $1.00 per Box or Bottle. No C. 0. 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The other day I ordered a dozen oranges, and when they came I found there were but eleven in the hag, so when I went to the store again I told him so. “+ Why, yes, ma’am,’he said. ‘I know there were. [had put ina dozen, but | | noticed that one of them was spoiled, and, | of course, I couldn't send you any but the | best goods, so I took it out.” “Now, don't you think that was nice in him to be so thoughtful and honest ?” she continued.—Detroit News. JUST OUT. Our handsome, forty-page catalogue of beautiful pictures—reproductions in pho- togravure and photogelatine of the best work of popular artists of the day. SEND FIVE CE!ITS. to cover mailing expenses, to Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. comicbooks.com