Judge — November 17, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘A SIMPLIFIED VICTIM. We know the road of the reformer is| not an easy one, If all the difficulties, that he in the way could have been fore- seit by President Roosevelt, it is doubt- fu’ if his simphitied spelling order would exer have come to light, Perhaps he will pot see a communication on this subject that a reader of the Canton News recently sent that paper ; if he does he will sadly regret that he ever gave cause for it. The Canton man plaintively says, * This new spelling bothers me. Now, for in- stance, if you want to say, ‘We will now pass around the bier,” assuming we are at a funeral, does it mean we pass so swiftly from bier to beer? Then again we say, ‘It was a cough that carried him o was a coffin they carried him off in. Would this indicate that there was any harm in cough drops? Or harm in kauf ing 2" Here would appear to be one of the most aggravated cases of the simplified malady yet reported, The difficulty in comprehending the exact meaning of the writer is both lamentable and irritating. But if he could be persuaded to turn his attention from the gloomy subject to which he pathetically refers, it might help some. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. PROVED HIMSELF RIGHT. The other day a bright little newsboy was running along. yelling, «Extry ! Nine lives lost A man in front of the Equitable build- ing called the boy. “What's that you're yelling 2” he asked. Nine lives lost,” replied the * newsy.” The man bought a paper. «Show me the account of the loss of so many lives,” he said, after the boy had pocketed the nickel. The youngster opened the paper and pointed to an item about an inch and a half long. “There it is,"" he said. It was headed : ” Arrested for Killing a Cat."—Denver Post. COLIC. “Doctor,” asked young Mrs. Popley, “do you really think it’s true, as some people say, that when a baby ‘smiles in its sleep the angels are whispering to ine” “I don't know,” replied the good doc- tor; “but I'm pretty sure that a little hot water and soda mint will drive the angels away."—Catholic Times. ANATOMICAL CORRECTNESS. Mamma—* Why, what's the matter, Willie 2” Willie r-kicked Georgie, and he rkicked me back. Georgie—" No, mamma, I didn’t kick his back—I kicked his legs."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. She is a wise girl who knows enough not to pretend to know too much.—Ex. For HEALTHY HAIR and SCALP Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines Recommended by the Medical Profession for dleansing the Hair and Scalp, and in treatment of Dandruff and Baldness. The STANDARD for SHAMPOOING HGH LIFE The Champagne of Bottle BEER Miller “High Life” Beer is a beer of Yeast contributes to the fine character of superior Quality. ‘We brew from the choicest malt and hops. We use every precaution to insure Assovute Purity and CLEANLINESS. We age our beer in underground vaults. ‘We filter through pulp wood. abeer. It is the superior quality of Our Yeast that gives the rich individual taste to Our Beer. Itis for these reasons that the Superiority of Quatiry, and the rich “Miller” taste of “High Life’ is evident in i} a matter of ten days. We sterilize every bottle. ACKER, MERRALL & CONDIT COMPANY, Distributors every bottle. 135, 137, 139 West 424 Street, New York HEARD IN THE COURT-ROOM. An Irishman who was a witness in a case in a justice court, talked smartly to the judge, who finally said, “T shall fine you ten dollars for con- tempt of court.” “I plead not guilty,” said the witness. “Faith, I never thought enough o” yer court to honor it with me contimpt !"— Allanta Constitution, THE DIVISIONS. s ; those who trace their descent to Wiliam the Conqueror or drink."—New York 5 Mr, Footenit—" 1 was under the im- pression I had met you before, Miss Jiggs.” Miss Figgs—« No; you may have met my sister, but not me.” Mr, Footenit—“\ guess that's it; the Miss Jiggs I met was pretty.”— COFFEE IMPORTERS PUBLISH A BOOK ABOUT COFFEE. There has been much discussion as to Coffee and Postum lately, so much in fact that some of the coffee importers and roasters have taken to type 10 promote the sale of their wares and check if pos- | sible the rapid growth of the use of Postum Food Coffee. In the coffee importers’ book a chapter is headed “Coffee as a Medicine” and advocates its use as such. Here is an admission of the truth, most important to all interested. Every physician knows, and every thoughiful person should ' know, that habitual use of any “ medicine” of the drug-stimulant type of coffee or whiskey quickly causes irritation of the tissues and organs stimulated and finally sets up disease in the great majority of cases if persisted in. It’ may show in any one of the many organs of the body, and in the great majority of cases can be directly traced to coffee in a most unmistakable way by leaving off the active irritant— coffee—and using Postum Food Coffee tor If the result is relief from nervous trouble, dyspepsia bowel complaint, heart failure, weak eyes, or any other malady set up by a poisoned nervous system, you have your stration in mathematics, * The Paclier Mfg. Co, New York. « There's a reason” for Postum, answer with the accuracy of a demon. | <i! You know there is Stout, too— both Evans’ For those who want a blood-maker, Evans’ Stout is strongly recommended. The old-fashioned means of grow- ing strong. Ask Nearest Dealer. Brewed and bottled for 10 yeara by C.H. EVANS & SONS Hadeon, N. ¥. If you wait for others to do things for you they are apt to do you while you wait.— Chicago News. Dandruff goes— New Hair comes— You can prove it yourself by using ED. PINAUDS HAIR TONIC (Eau de Quinine) Massage it into the scalp every day. (Your barber dr hairdresser knows how.) At drug and department Stores. Send 10c. to pay postage and packing of a liberal sample. PARFUMERIE ED. PINAUD Dept. 90, Ed. Pinaud Building, New York HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS Branch ¥ Cutting Bureau wil ROMEIKE’S fr iether ippings which may appear about you. your Inends, hed. Terms, $3.20 for soo notices, Haney Rowaixe, 33 Union Square, N.Y. $5.00 per hundred $50.00 per thousand and not 5¢. each is the price of my Panatelas. I manufacture the cigars in large quantities. I select and import my tobacco, I know of what and how my cigars are made. T could not establish retail stores and sell these cigars for less than toc. each, pos- sibly three for a quarter, nor could they reach you through regular retail channels for less, I could not sell them to you for $5.00 per hun- dred were it not for the fact that I_get nine repeat orders to one new one, so that nine- tenths of my cigars sell themselves. I could not sell them for this price unless I had practically eliminated selling cost. MY OFFER 1S:—I will, upon request, send one hundred Shivers’ Panatela Cigars on approval to a reader of JUDGE, expres: Prepaid. He may smoke te cigars and return the re- maining ninety at my ex- pense it he Is not pleased with them ; If he Is pleased, and keeps ‘them, he agrees to remit the- price, $5.00, within ten days. The fillers of these cigars are Clear Havana, of good quality—not only clear, but long, clean Havana — no |shoris or cuttings used. They are hand made by the best of workmen. The mak- ing has much to do with the smoking qualities of a cigar. The wrap- pers are genuine Sumatra. In ordering, please enclose business card or give personal teferences, and state whether mild, medium or strong cigars are desired. HERBERT D. SHIVERS, ¥.|919 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, Pa. comicbooks.com