Judge — October 27, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HIS PREFERENCE, Young Bellarine had at the same time a sore throat and pains in his stomach So he went to the doctor, who said that he must take something sweet for his throat, but he protested, saying that it would he bad for his stomach.“ And,” said the doctor, refusing to listen, * for your Stomach you must take something strong.” But,” protested once more the vi tim, * that will be bad for my throat.” Dio mio !" exclaimed the doctor, out of patience, "you are a little too much. Decide instantly whether you prefer a sore throat or stomach trouble."—// Riso, WANTED A HALL TREE. An Erie (Kansas) woman was much astonished to receive a letter from an- other woman asking for a slip of her hall tree. “I understand,” she wrote, * you've got a good variety of hall trees, and as we've just finished us a new h a real nice hall we'll need a n’ we'd be ever so much obliged you'd send us a slip of your'n, And| please will you send along with the slip| directions tellin’ us whether to water it from the top er hottom,—Exchan, Mra. Wi lor theiee jow's Sooth= ren. 23¢ a bottle, Mothers w ing Syrup the AN UNDERSTUDY. The auto-car of the well-known actor had broken down, and the chauffeur was underneath it, trying to discover the trou- ble. Who is the man under the machine asked a bystander. “He's my understudy,” replied the actor, running his hand through his hair. — Yonkers Statesman, OUT-OF-DATE. It is really very old-fashioned for op-| portunity to knock at anybody's door when there is the electric bell right handy.—Somerville Fournal. ‘o tonic made equals Abbott's Angostura Bit- Meets every requirement. At all drug- gists AN OFFICE RUSE. Another way to get the office-boy into the habit of sweeping under the radiator is to put a quarter there occasionally, — Exchange. WHEN THE SHOW CLOSED. “Do you spurn obnoxious ties ?" asked the timid inquirer. “With all my sole !" energetically re- plied the crushed tragedian.— Baltimore American, SHRINK BY COMPARISON. Now that the college football season is about to open, perhaps those massacres over in Russia won't seem quite so gory. 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