Judge, 1906-09-01 · page 14 of 16
Judge — September 1, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains several liquor and product advertisements (Club Cocktails, I.W. Harper Rye whiskey, Trimble Whiskey, and the Keeley Cure for alcohol/drug addiction) alongside brief humorous quips and notices. The few jokes present are mild social humor: one mocks a summer girl's broken engagements as making her "Queen of the Flying Rings"; another plays on a barber's complaint about high living costs by suggesting he finds onions cheap (implying onion-eating as poor man's fare); a third makes a pun about eating corn on the cob rendering someone unable to call for help. The page also advertises Judge magazine itself and railway travel deals. There is **no identifiable political cartoon or caricature**—the content reflects early 1900s consumer culture and light domestic humor rather than political commentary. The advertisements targeting leisured audiences (picnics, automobiles, travel) suggest affluent readership.
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The Perfect Drink for Summer Outings | A cool, refreshing and stimulating delight for the picnic in the woods—the automo- bile party—all outdoor sports. CLUB COCKTAILS are exquisitely blended from choicest liquors, aged and mellowed to delicious taste,’ flavor and aroma, A CLUB COCKTAIL is a scientifically equal and uniform cocktail—not a slap-dash mix- ture of doubtful liquors. Strain through cracked ice and serve. Seven varieties—each one delicious. Order CLUB from your Dealer G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Props. Hartford jew York London The summer-girl breaks her ergage- ments so often that she might be called * Queen of the Flying Rings."—£x. ~ | $17.75; AGED AND RESPECTED With character and merit. The spirit of Kentucky hospitality; the essence of good cheer. The best whiskey for all uses. Gold medals at New Orleans, 1885 ; Chicago, 1893; Paris, 1900; and Grand Prize. highest award. at World's Fair, St. Louis. Sold by leading dealers everywhere, “MADE AT al WEST FROM a list of fifteen weeklies considered, Juoce has just been se- lected as one of three me- diums to be used during the coming year by one of our largest National adver- lisers, the only humorous weekly to be used and the third renewal of this order, wuape IN EVIDENCE. "Yes, sir," the barber prattled, as he | shaved the patron ; * livin’ is mightythigh | these days. All kinds o” prices has gone up, so it’s hard fur us workin’men to even git enough to eat. Yes ?" groaned the victim ; “+I judge, however, that you find onions cheap | enough."— Catholic Standard. HOT ENOUGH TO BAKE. Bacon—{ don’t think he’s half-baked. Egbert— don't kcow why not. His | wife has always made it hot enough for him !"— Yonkers Statesman, DIABOLIC THROTTLE. Knicker—" So the hero was gagged at the critical moment 2?” Bocker—" Yes ; how could he call for help when he was eating corn on the cob ?"—New York Sun. Cocktail! Remember. never at its best with- out Abbot's Angostura iter. “MANDING THE HOARSE HOOT.” The Texan who has three Pasadena cantaloupes for breakfast, a peck of El- herta peaches for dinner, and a forty- pound watermelon for supper can hand the hoarse hoot to the beef trust every in the week.—Houston Post. E. 2 SOUTH AND SOUTHWEST VIA SOUTH- ERN RAILWAY. ngton to Atlanta, Ga., and return, account National Dental Association and Auxiliaries, Sept. 14 tickets sold Sept. 12th, final limit Sept. 25th.* ; Washington to Atlanta, return, account Homecoming for Georgians, Oct. 10-11; tickets sold Oct, gth and toth, final limit Oct. 20th.* ; Washington to Atlanta, Ga., and return, account Carriage Build- ational Association, Oct. ; tickets sold Oct. rgth and 2oth, final limit Oct. 3oth. ; Washington to Atlanta, Ga., and Was! return, account National Associ- ation Retail Druggists, Oct. 1 tickets sold Sept. 27th to Oct. 3d, final limit Oct. 7th.* 3; Washington to Gulfport, and return, account General Convention Daughters of Confed- 7; tickets sold 3th, final limit Bt ; Washington to Memphis, Tenn., and return, account International Conve Brotherhood of St. An- drew, Oct. 1821; tickets sold Oct. 15th to 18th, final limit Oct. 30th Washington to Memphis, Tenn. and return, ; Washington to Mexico City Mex., ang return, account Interna: nai Geulogical Congress, Aug. 21 pt 14; tickets sold Aug. 14th to} 315t, final limit go days from date of Sale. Washington to New Orlea La., and’ return, account Biennial Meeting, Supreme Lodge, Knights uf Pythias, Oct. 15-25 ; tickets sold Oct. th to 15th, final limit Oct. 30th.* | ; Washington to Dallas, Tex., and return, account International Abs ation of Fire Engineers, Oct. 9-12 tickets sold Oct. oth to 12h, final limit 21 days frum date of sale. + An extension ma ting tet with secu Agent in Sew ecmcted pasa te “For particulars address New Yurk office, 271 and 1200 Bruudway. one J do drink, dri, wot n you ; nk Trimbig “We attend thy reverend length of days ‘With benediction and with praise, ‘Acd hail thee in our public ways Like some great spirit fam’d in ages old.”* F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK I8 GEORGE PALLISER’S A new up-to-date book, contain irom tso0 to $o.o00; also plans of Pubic Library Balding, S ete, etc. This book is a collection of valuable to everyone thinking planned in the ordinary course of ‘varinag parts of the country within the prices I descript improvements contained, thas gh people's “To those wanting homes or selling 9 men shone having land to improve, carpen Pr real-est paid, price. Address ail orders with JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenu MODERN BUI BUIP PINGS wheel oe Gh (all new) of houses in cost otela, Stables, Public Hin xactical designs showing examples of houses recent}y bail, and i balding, by reason of their having been, with very few except or arcsec pcee dereg the at foe year, sad 6 ties height of stories, how bait and fished. and ‘very great value to everyone contemplating build fy the beat hoagie td most cared wrady Of thone erecting tbe. ocr and a guide that is sae to follow. “These designs and plans bere y appreciated for their practical uulity, and stand aloe as pies fe homes ane Dlanned and what they cost home-sites, members of building associations, land companies, nd everyone interested oF ‘of very great value to Price, bound Wy paper cover, sent by ident vy malh peerpaid, to any’ eddroms on reset of on accompanies each plate. gv New York Remit by money order or check—don't send for Liquor and Drug Using’ A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 27 years. 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