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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** from Judge magazine, not political satire. The main elements: **"An Art Finish"** (top): A congressman's anecdote mocking impressionistic art. The joke: a wealthy industrialist visits an artist's studio, admires only a detailed, representational painting of Roman stairs ("Easter in Rome"), dismissing the impressionistic works as incomplete "sketches." The satire targets both vague modern art and the crude taste of newly rich industrialists who prefer literal, decorative realism to avant-garde work. **Other content**: Brief humorous one-liners about hypocrisy ("charity that should begin at home"), professional money-lenders, and public figures who expect praise but receive criticism instead ("feted" vs. "roasted"). The page is dominated by **advertisements** for liqueur, financial advice columns, and food products—typical of Judge's revenue model. No identifiable political figures appear, and no current events are referenced beyond the art world's divide between modernism and commercialism.

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If 20, do not fail toread " Jasper's Hints to Money-makers'? every week in * Leslie's Weekly," in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are hone@lly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the moft reliable financial department publish- ‘ed in the United States, and thousands have testified in writing that it has either made of saved them money. @ Buy a copy of «Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months? trial subscription to **Leslie’s Weekly” for $1.09, which will give you the right to free an- swers to any questions regarding stocks and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. AN ART FINISH. Congressman J. Adam Bede said of an impressionistic painter : “You know his work, of course. Beau- tiful, no doubt, in a vague, delicate, dreamy way ; but not the kind of work to please the public. Our friend, I'm afraid, is a painter's painter, as Shelley was a j poet's poet. “A Cleveland millionaire visited his studio one day. This millionaire is form- ing an art gallery, and a critic advised him to include one of our friend’s pieces. **So the millionaire, with his diamond collar-button, his gold-headed cane, and his 25-cent cigar, stalked through the quiet studio, inspecting this canvas and that. “They were all beautiful, but they were vague, elusive, without detail. “A piece of very bright, rich coloring caught the nillionaire’s eye. It was the stately Ara Carli stairway, with the olives and palms of the Campiodoglio on the right, and it was called * Easter in Rome.’ “The millionaire looked at the vague, rich picture, steeped in Italian color, and as the painter watched him his hopes rose high, for he considered Easter in Rome’ his masterpiece. «Um, "Easter in Rome.” Yes,’ said the millionaire. *Pretty little sketch: Not bad. Look here, you can finish that up for me on approval, if you want to,’ —American Spectator. A glass of soda and a tablespoonful of Ab- bott's Angostura Bitters make a pleasing drink and act as a tonic. TOASTED ALL RIGHT. Sometimes a man goes into public life with the idea that he is going to be féted and toasted, only to find that he has made a mistake, and that his destiny was to be fated to be roasted.—Somerville Journal. Too much of the charity that should be- gin at home doesn’t begin at all.— x. BACK TO PULPIT. WHAT FOOD DID FOR A CLERGYMAN. A minister of Elizabethtown tells how Grape-Nuts food brought him back to his pulpit: “Some five years ago I had an attack of what seemed to be La Grippe which left me in a complete state of col- lapse, and I suffered for some time with nervous prostration, My appetite failed, I lost flesh till I was a mere skeleton, life was a burden to me, I lost interest in everything and almost in everybody save my precious wife. “ Then on the recommendation of some friends I began to use Grape-Nuts food. At that time I was a miserable skeleton, without appetite and hardly able to walk across the room; had ugly dreams at night, no disposition to entertain or be entertained and began to shun society. “I finally gave up the regular ministry; indeed, I could not collect my thoughts on any subject, and became almost a he mit. After [had been using the Grape- Nuts food for a short time I discovered that I was taking on new life and my ap- petite began to improve ; I began to sleep better and my weight increased steadily Thad lost some fifty pounds, but under the new food régime | have regained almost my former weight and have greatly im- proved in every way. + feel that [ owe much to Grape-Nuts Jand can truly recommend the food to all | who require a powerful rebuilding agent delicious to taste and always welcome.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, A true natural road to regain health, or hold it, is by use of a dish of Grape-Nuts and cream morning and night. Or have the food made into some of the recipe book found in packages. Ten days’ trial of Grape-Nuts helps many. “ There's a reason. 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Tell the book-keeper to enter it under the head of running expenses."—Zam's Horn, ‘ca. #2, 3, and a8 Iieecker Street ranch Warobtes, heetman Street New York PLUMBERS, PLASTERERS, 100,000 Biicntavens waned nce Francisco. We teach you in lew weeks. Union card weed. Free catalogue. guaran COYNE BROS. TRADE SCHOOLS, St. Leats New York : 239 10th Ave, = Chicage JUDGE'S LIBRARY, A MAGAZINE of FUN AUGUST NUMBER NOW READY The Judge Company publishes the only humorous monthly magazine in America. The Magazine of Fun (formerly Judge's Library) has shown a remarkable growth during the past year, and is now read by more than a quarter of a million persons monthly. Each issue usually contains as many as twelve original humorous articles and thirty pages of pictures. August number now on sale on all news-stands, 10 cents a copy. 225 Fourth Avenue : JUDGE COMPANY