Judge — June 23, 1906 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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ENGLISH IN JAPAN. One can find food for humor in a short \iksha ride about Yokohama, by observing. be peculiar wording of signs displayed a front of shops. Following are a few miliar ones which may be seen on the gain streets, or neatly printed on cards ndows and over counters : * The One Prices Store. Flowers Bulbs and Seeds Artists. “All kinds of Birds and Beasts Mer- nts.” + Japanese Restaurant properly served » Europeans.” "We seek your pleasure to display fine sik and embroidery.’ “Yokohama First Class Laundry. Washing Europeans our specialty.” "We manufacture smoke for destroy ing of the fly and insec We develope amateurs promptly, and printing neatly. All photography cheap.” “I, Takasatsu, Tailors and everything furnishings for the gentleman. Our styles are made in London."— The Badger. THE KANSAS EDITOR. The editor of a Kansas country paper tas found a way of persuading the delin- quent subscriber. It was quite accidental. He had borrowed a rifle recently, and he sarted up the main street of the town to return the weapon to its owner. ‘The de- vent subscribers got it into their heads that he was on the warpath, and every one he met insisted on paying what he owed him, One man wiped out a debt of ten years’ standing.) On his return to his fice he found a load of hay, fifteen bush- ds of corn, ten bushels of potatoes, a load of wood, and a barrel of turnips that had been brought in. All the country editors are now trying to borrow Winchesters.— New York Tribune, ONE REASON FOR LIVING IN TOPEKA. Where did you learn the Lord's Pray- er?" asked an Atchison Sunday-school teacher of a little girl. “used to live in Topeka,” de girl, «and I learned it the "Now, let me hear you say teacher to the next litile girl. “I don't know it,” said the next little girl; «I never lived in Topeka." —Kansas by Journal. d the lit- said the NEW BUSINESS, An undertaker in a town out west has opened an automobile agency as a side line—thus laying himself open to the sus- picion that he is trying to increase his business.—Somervilie Fournal. QUITE so. “Some women only want a husband for a background.” “And they are the kind that like to shift the scenery at frequent intervals."— Louisville Courter-Fournal, Evans’ Ale is constantly growing in popu har favor as a Summer Beverage amg the Great Army of Pleas- ue Seekers, because it is Refreshing, Appetizing, Sathtying, Easy to Serve, Always R No Sediment eady. Itacds a zest to a Picnic lunch that imparts happiness and en- Jpyment to the occasion. Foocking around won't at it, | CESS Pee Bano and Seli-Player co A WASTED LIFE. There is a man in Pennsylvania who never saw a baseball game. Tempo de fortitudo. He never saw a baseball game, Nor on the bleachers sat; He never saw a good home run, Nor sluggers at the bat. He never called the umpire down, Nor never tried to root ; He never was a fan at all, And full of wind to Loot. He never saw the local club Rise up and tie the score ; He never saw a finish that Made visitors feel sore. He never saw a southpaw work, Nor backstop throw to third ; Amid the cheers that rent the air His voice was never heard. He never hustled for a car To take him to the park ; He never wended his way back At night or nearly dark. He hasn't had much fun, I wis, His life has been a blank ; A dreary place, this world, to him Who 's not a baseball crank. —Birmingham Age-Herald. Winslow's Sooth- ‘cir children. ase a bottle. WE MISS THEM. One thing can be said for the insurance companies under the old extravagant management. They gave away good blotters.—Somerville Fournal A GOOD COMBINATION, Whether or not it is true that content ment is better than riches, they make a first-rate aombination.— Exchange, THE DOCTOR'S WIFE AGREES WITH HIM ABOUT FOOD. A trained nurse says : “In the practice of my profession I have found so many points in favor of Grape-Nuts food that I unhesitatingly recommend it to all my patients. “'It is delicate and pleasing to the pal- ate (an essential in food for the sick) and can be adapted to all ages, being softened with milk or cream for babies or the aged when deficiency of teeth renders mastica- tion impossible. For fever patients or those on liquid diet I find Grape-Nuts and albumen water very nourishing and re- freshing. This recipe is my own idea and is made as follows: Soak a teaspoonful of Grape-Nuts in a glass of water for an hour, strain and serve with the beaten white of an egg and a spoonful of fruit- juice or flavoring. This affords a great deal of nourishment that even the weakest stomach can assimilate without any dis- tress. “My husband is a physician and he uses Grape-Nuts himself and orders it many times for his patients. «Personally, I regard a dish of Grape- Nuts with fresh or stewed fruits as the ideal breakfast for anyone—well or sick.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. In any case of stomach trouble, nervous prostration or brain fag, a ten days’ trial of Grape-Nuts will work wonders toward nourishing and rebuilding, and in this way ending the trouble.“ There's a rea- son” and trial proves. 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