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This is primarily an **advertising page** from an early 20th-century American satirical magazine, with brief humorous editorial snippets scattered among product ads. **The actual satirical content is minimal:** - **"One Dry Spot, Anyhow"** jokes that editorial quality matches sloppy street conditions—the only bright spot is the overhead, which "isn't sloppy." - **"Plenty of Them"** plays on a father dismissing vacation needs until his wife points to their "four single reasons"—their marriageable daughters. - **"Progress"** notes that each generation becomes more finicky; 1850s people rejected tomatoes, 1950s people will reject canned ones. - **"Decorations of a Kansas Bride"** satirizes a groom wearing new rubber boots with the price tag still hanging out—a symbol of tackiness. **The advertisements** promote period products: champagne, talcum powder, Atlantic City hotels, collars, remedies for syphilis ("blood poison"), and other goods. The **"Typical American Drummers"** section advertises Judge magazine itself, featuring traveling salesmen who promote national progress through advertising.

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The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne ‘There is nothing to conceal in its produc. tion, Itis PureGrape Juice, fermented and ‘aged to exact periec- ton for healthfulness, MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM ENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE =| time, ONE DRY SPOT, ANYHOW. This is an editorial, It is written to conform with our streets, The streets are sloppy and the editorial may be sloppy, but there is one bright consola- tion—it ain't sloppy overhead,— Baker Gity Herald. The best place for Resi, Resrelion oF Recuperaion at this season is ATLANTIC CITY and the new Fireproof CHALFONTE is especially well equipped to supply the wants of those who come to secure them, Write for Illustrated Folder and Rates to The Leeds Company Always Open On the Beach A few copies of the first edition of THIS AND THAT ABOUT CARICATURE By Zim, are still available. Upon receipt, of $1.50, this clever little book will be sent to any address, postage prepaid. JUDGE COMPANY, New York FROM LONDON, TOO. | A bank has been organized in New | York which is to remain open all night. | Customers afflicted with insomnia will now know where to go for a sleeping draft.—London Tribune. FIRST CLAIM. Office - boy—* Please, sir, me grand- mudder died, Boss— So did mine, and 1 am going to the game."—New York Sun. It's the proper thing to take Abbott's Angos- tura Bitters with a glass of sherry or soda be- fore meals; gives you an appetite. At all druggists’. PLENTY OF THEM. “You can't show me a single reason,” blustered the paterfamilias, “why we should go to the seashore this summer.” “What?” cried his wife, pointing to their quartette of marriageable daughters *Tcan show you four single reasons."— | Philadelphia Ledger. DECORATIONS OF A KANSAS BRIDE. The most interesting sight on the streets yesterday was a newly-married couple. Besides the usual wedding- clothes, which never fail to attract atten- tion, the groom wore a pair of rubbers, with the ag and price-mark hanging out of one.—Emporia Gazette. The Sohmer Piano received the First of Merit and Diploma of Honor at the C nial E e indorsement leading arti ted States and foreign countries in the U: PROGRESS. In 1850 some people wouldn't eat to- Matoes. In 1950 some people wouldn't eat canned tomatoes. acid. “Truly,” cried the wise man of that| “the human race is getting more fastidious every year."—Louisville Cou-, rier-Fournal. Collars ana Cuffs TG ay f} \\ MADE OF LINEN J A 1S¢ FORZ5¢< ROMEIKE’S rey er teparer clnpngs whch may apa sie oar Ci nd pal of Sizes A e) CAPSULES BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS have made the cure of Blood Poison a ‘olored Spots, Ulcers ea. any’ pare parte tthe body Hair or Byettows falling ove, write fs of cures. t0o-page re proofs pags COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, —Chicage, IIL, U. S. A. NWvson- Whe only vnskey thet places a compa, quararkeed onclysis on each kerery beltle- See back \abel! In 2050 some people wouldn’t eat boric || | TYPICAL AMERICAN DRUMMERS Splendid representatives of the Weekly field, each reaching a different | constituency, and in influence and character illustrating the progres and glory of the United States, Liberal use of thém insures a national reputation out their aid. No advertiser should be with- For advertising rates, specimen copies, and detailed information, address | 225 Fourth Avenue, New York JUDGE COMPANY PAIR. WARRAL