Judge — May 19, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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SOHMER & COMPANY, NEw York. Warerooms: Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. | At your clad or dealer's SURBRUG+Importer FLORID SENTENCES. {In New Mexico gardening has been found to soften the nature of hardened criminals.) Music, the poet has remarked, Has charms to soothe the savage breast, But modern science has embarked Upon a somewhat novel quest, And now we look to horticulture To civilize the human vulture. The tending of the tender bud And -watering of the infant leaf Eradicate a thirst for blood And turify the common thief ; The soul attuned to carpet bedding Another's gore will shrink from shedding. The trailing of the jessamine And guidance of the hollyhock Will rescue from the paths of sin The man who there once ran amok ; No naughty thought pollutes the cra- nium Of him who's nurtured the geranium, No forger e’er will forge again Who's watched the rose its leaves unfold ; Wife-beaters will from force abstain When they have sown the marigold ; No one acquainted with the crocus Could condescend to hocus-pocus. | Thy name, great Flora, we will hail As healer of our social ills, Since thou canst help our natures frail By means of pinks and daffodils. No criminal can well be * hardened" Who for a term of years has gardened ! —London Tribune. HOUND-STREET HAPPENINGS. Several of the kids on the street are having the chicken-pox this week, Misses Mattie Bennett and Elvie Weed, of Waseca, were visiting on the street all last week. Mrs. D. Hatch was one of the sick ‘ones on the street last week. 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J. ‘AS been published once a week for more than twen change in its form, price, or frequenc of e century Jupos has fren bringing ianccent merriment to millloos of Amer. ican homes. Juce is the only Republican illustrated humorous weekly in America with colored cartoons. Junce. is for sale, or on file, in every first-class hotel, club, barher-shop, and on every news.stand, railroad train, and steamship line in the world has, therefore, a bunch of readers every week of not less than half a mi humorous nog, weekly in America NERVY NAT IN LONDON. From the advertiser's only sensible point of view—that is, price, relative to circulation—JUDGE is worth consideri The Judge Company ly humorous monthly magazine in America. “The Magazine of Fun (formerly Judge's Library) has shown a remarkable growth during the past year, and is now circulating upward of One Hundred Thousand copies monthly. Each issue usually’ contains as many as twelve original humorous articles and thirty pages of pictures. 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