Judge — May 19, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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ODE TO AN EGG, Frail thing, no doubt you thought that when And that, you told yourself, was splen- did. UN ] ER Ales fou can deer no trace “Whe ony whaskiey thet places a compete, Of that devoutly longed-for rest ! BALTIMORE The advent of this awful boat-race quaraniteed analysis on each every battle. Finds you again in great request. The world is cudgeling its brains Seeback \abel i To furbish up some fearsome joke, And takes unnecessary pains To poke fun at your white and yolk But be not in composure lacking ; Still let your courage keep intact, | For, though these wheezes men are crack- ing, We trust that you'll remain uncracked. —London Tribune. A glass of soda and a tablespoonful of Ab- bott’s Angostura Bitters make a pleasing drink and act as a tonic. APOLOGY. Here is an example of the “ pure cus- sedness” of amere machine. The Wash- ington (Pennsylvania) Observer observes apologetically, THIS TRADE-MARK “Through ‘an inadvertency there ap- REPRESENTS THE peared in our account of a celebration tendered William Dinsmore at his wed- HIGHEST STANDARD ding by several enthusiastic members of OF EXCELLENCE, THE Company H the statement that the whole “8 family ‘came out and cussed.’ This was AMERICAN GENTLE- a mistake. The writer meant to say MAN'S WHISKEY. ‘came out and “fussed,”* but the lino- S type changed the ‘f' toc.’ We greatly regret the occurrence HIS FAR-OFF ANCESTOR. _ Rosser—‘* Neighbor, judging from that air picter on the wall you come from a regular ON AiiAN e*sOstnelimese ne COURT HUMOR. fighting stock, eh 2” . A judge and barrister, being upon in- Mr. A. Tremsre—"* Yes; but I'm afraid I've come too far from them.” different terms, a client of the counsel's making his appearance at the bar with his jaw terribly swelled, the judge re- marked, ——— |] «Mr. —, this client of yours would H - make an excellent barrister; he’s all| RAARRARARARRARRARRRRRRARARRRAR, PRR Artists Writers [ir wick sct‘the eourt ina oar of iit! If you have difficulty in dxposing of vour work, we | laughter against the barrister. iat fee anidle all kinds of illustrative and} On silence being restored, the counsel y jokes and humorous drawings. then remarked, (ee oe een corenmantags | My lord, I think he would make a Wer prices than youcan get. | better judge, for his jaw is all on one ate, 798 Gramercy | oie" This retort turned the laugh against the judge, and from that day they were | good friends, — Zit. Bits, 32 99999)999999999). LOVE'S PLIGHT upid—"* What brought you The best place for MAL DE MER. “Are fond of yachting, Miss Gra Fes, Recrenn o ecerdion ff) 3se300 Ostet ea inspiring breeze, the straining’ sail, the| at this season is rushing water, I’ can hardly contain my- self. ATLANTIC CITY "Ye-yes—tha's the way it affects me.” —Cleveland Leader, and the new Fireproof — You may say what you please; it is better to say what pleases other people. CHALFONTE Colles nt Cuths is es ‘ially well i i ry * 7 Pere mmnrioemme 8 BARKER BRAND S®, who come to secure them. : i= 99.2) 3)3999993)39393999329299999999999999 99): Copyright, Jud LOVE'S PLIGHT Sarka One Der 2 The Leeds Company THE ADVENTURES OF 5 THE BEGINNING Always Open On the Beach NERVY NAT AND THE END are carefully collected and gathered in a , neat binding for the purpose of distribution Two beautiful photogravures among his many admirers. Upon receipt You will want both : 3 : of $.85 we will send this book to any a A few copies of the first edition of address, postage prepaid. By Zim, are still available. Upon receipt |/ ROMELKE’S fre Suag, Bureas sat 8 225; Fourth: Aves New ‘York, ore ROUSLE SOMEWHERE JUDGE COMPANY, New York ates Seam tee eres a nenrcted, Terme Soe 3299999279 IY III IN) IYI. 39 039909) 99903)320393299399)9909)99399)9)30 DW