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This page from *Judge* magazine consists primarily of **advertisements and brief humorous items**, not political cartoons. The content includes: **Humorous short jokes** ("Safe and Warm," "Bill in a Boiled Shirt," etc.) — typical *Judge* filler material poking fun at everyday situations and wordplay. **Commercial advertisements** dominating the page: Miller High Life beer, Victor cushion button clasps, Sohmer pianos, and George Palliser's architecture book on house plans. **Announcement** that the Easter issue will be dated April 14 — *Judge* Company's plea for timely submissions. The page reflects *Judge's* era (early 1900s based on dates mentioned) when satirical magazines relied heavily on advertising revenue. The "jokes" are mild domestic humor rather than pointed political satire. Modern readers would primarily notice the vintage ads and product claims (beer's "exquisite taste," buttons that "never slip") that now seem quaint or dubious by contemporary standards.

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SAFE AND WARM. Churéh—« Silk worn next the skin is “BILL” IN A “BYILED SHIRT.” “Bill” Hart had on a high stand-up, varmer, and slightly more absorbent, | cut-your-neck collar at the dance Thurs- ee than vegetable fibre. Gotham—* I'll wear my silk umbrella next to my skin hereafter, then, It will be safer."— Yonkers Statesman. VERIFIED. Stella—* Mabel boasts of having fam- ily jewels. Bella—* Well, I know her engagement Jay night, and looked very much a la New York city.—Leesville (Col.) Light. HIS EXACT MEANING. Borroughs—Can you lend me a dol- lar, old man Markley—« Don't talk that way. Surely you don't mean that?” Borroughs—" Why don't 12” NEARLY A TON OF WEEWEES IN INDIANA. A reunion of the Weewee family way held last Sunday at the home of Leonard Weewee, west of town, There are nine brothers, and their aggregate weight is 1,780 pounds, an average of 198 pounds to the man, All are six-footers. This is probably the “largest family” of boys in the country.—Rushville Republican, CONSISTENCY IN CAPE cop. Mr. Frank H. Hinckley, our popular “THE IMPROVED WORN ALL OVER THE WORLD REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES OFFERED YOU The Name is io CUSHION BUTTON CLASP 3 Flat to Never Slips, Unfastens ‘ou mean ‘will you lend) lumber dealer, has the shingles.— Yar- Philadelphia Press. | mouth Register. ea HEAFE nec Is known for its exquisite taste and flavor. It is brewed out of better materials in a better way by better brewers than any other beer. There must ing porchasers of 8 STRICTLY FIRST. é . © Plano, of Piano and’ Sell-Player combined, be a reason why those that seck the best in beer eld at OE Ge See Oy etl ot Oe See always drink “HIGH LIFE.” renowned Ask for the brewery’s bottling PIANOS SOHMER -CECILIAN™ Inside Players, 3 all otbes ring was in three families before Jack gave it to her."—New York Sun. me a dollar T Sample pair, Sk Be, Cotton Se. ‘Slated oa receipt of price. pain GEO. FROST CO., Matera WARRANTED Boston, Mass., U.S.A, ALWAYS EASY SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. Warerooms: Cor. Sth Ave, 22d St. | DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT OWNING: YOUR OWN HOME ? F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over- ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BPOK 18 GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS ‘over one bandred plans, all new (1902), of houses rai Pablic Library Buildings, Sammer Hotels, Stables, Pul OF JUDGE WILL BE DATED APRIL 14 @ This is our most impor- tant number during the year, excepting our Christmas Number. @ We try to take good care of every piece of copy we receive, however small; but that which arrives late can- not get a choice position. @ The last forms of this number will close March 31. If you are at all interested, as you ought to be, please let us hear from you. Anew up-to-date book, containi from $40 to $2000 also plans of a ng in cost ike Hall, tC This book is a collection of practical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and in valuable to everyone thinking of building, by reason of their having been, with very few exceptions, planned in the ordinary course of a busy architect’s practice during the last few years, and built in various parts of the country withia the prices given. Full description accompanies each plate, giving sizes, beight of stories, how bailt and finished, and tained, thus giving information of very great valve to everyone contemplating build- id designs embody the best thought and most careful study of those erecting them, gn Its as to cost and a guice that is sale to follow. ‘These designs and plans have, there: fore, a value that can be fully appreciated for their practical utility, and stand alone as realexamples of how some people's homes are planned and what they cost. To those wanting homes of selling home-sites, members of building associations, real-estate men, those having land to improve, carpenters and builders, ‘ ‘are invaluable and will bound Very truly yours, Jupce Company, 225 Fourth Ave., New York nd every rove of very great value to avy paper cover, sent by. iny address on receipt of 20. ‘ail orders with remittances to JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenu: Remit by money order or check—don't send currency. New York