Judge — March 31, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The Supreme * After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE An especially fine American product, ac- knowledged by connoisseurs to be unequalled here or abroad. As a delicious aid to diges- tion, and a cordial of delightful lave without a rival. A fitting finale t HE GOT, THE PLACE, Merchant: a want a job as fice-boy, eh? Applicant —* No, whistle.” Philadelphi sir; Press. | paid for that,” | is what her money really went for : Any previous experience?” | but [can't CALIFORNIA UNION PACIFIC SOUTHERN PACIFIC EVERY DAY until April 7, 1906, colonise rates to all principal p that state from CHICACO $33.00 ST.LOUIS $30.00 SHORT ROUTE FAST TIME SMOOTH ROADBED Inquire of E. L. LOMAX, Gen. ‘Omaha, Neb. Agent For Absolute Accuracy|» ical calculations, and for the saving of » You OUght to use The New Model! $150 Comptometer arrange to pla Your alice on tral, where. you cam test iin y tested the typewriter be! your ba ategie Steel Co. nthe Western Electric Con a Tat houses use from 35 whe positive proof of their Shall we send you farther particulars? Felt & Tarrant Mfg. Co., 50 E. Illinois St., Chicago re HIS WIFE’S MONEY. Once upon a time a man married a woman who had inherited five hundred dollars from a grandfather. ‘This was all she ever received, but the man never got credit for his efforts the rest of his life. He built a new store. * Did it with his | the neighbors said, The e was made over and enlarged. * His wife’s money did it,” was the only com- ment. The little measly five hundred dol- lars she inherited was given the credit for everything he did during Ife, and when | he died and his widow put up a monu- ment with his life insurance, * Her money | was said ag: But this | Dur- she bought herself a | three-hundred-and-fifty-dollar_ piano and a one-hundred-and-fitty-dollar diamond ring, and in a few weeks lost the rin there was always some regret that sh didn’t lose the piano.— Atchison Globe. ing her engagen Is it an infant industry when everybody in the house keeps waiting on the baby ? Philadelphia Bulletin, "To contentment! May we never murmur without a cause and never have cause to murmur." Green Label. AT ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS illette Safety Razor :NO STROPPING “NO HONING molytic heat, and t by the most wonderful process of the twentieth Century. 20 to 40 sathtyiog_ shaves {from each, ‘The Gillette" saves $52.00 each year. ‘The Gillette saves 1S days! tlme each year. ‘i The Gillette Keeps the tace seleeme, $ 5) 3 a e ° e ® ¢ a 12 Blades, with razor, incluting soap and brush in silver holders for traveling men, Sold by Leadicg Dro, Cetlery and Hardware Dealers. ‘Ask to see them and for our booklet, cot write fot our special trial offer. GILLETTE SALES COMPANY Times Building, New York LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN STORIES. Send ten cents for one of our “Story Pic- tures," beautifully printed on heavy coated paper. Each one is a complete story by iteelf, tut with no reading matter. The little ones will spend happy hours weaving their childish ies into stories about the pictures. These A HEALTHY TRIP. “You look as if your It certainly did. Mr, Girarre. Mr. Hippo: trip had done you good.” T gained nearly three hundred pounds.”” pictures, pasted in an album, with their little stories written out, will make @ most beautiful souvenir of a child's early life For fifty cents we will send seven cuts, not #e of them of a character to be out of place ix, « child's hands. Address Jodge Company, 225 F wrth Avenue, New York. MORPHINE FREE T REA MY treatment 19 the o to cite and cure for drug hnbite: MENT ii teconiy one that” contains. the vital principle. thr state frag used. DR, WATERMAN, 14 LEXINGTON AVE. Koom 88, NEW TORK, ENCOURAGING. Pears’ Cleanliness is a necessity that knows a law—Pears’ Soap. Pears’ is both a law and a necessity for toilet and bath. Sold everywhere. uppose I should steal a kiss “T defy you.” And. suppose I should steal two or three Dolly —1 would never give up. should fying you."—Chicago News, SONS EYEWATER bition of a cart drawn by a donke Statesman. | face to break into smiles.—Exchan; SOUNDED FUNNY. Redd— 1 saw a picture up at the exhi- Greene—" Ves; 1 drew it."— Yonkers The cracking of a joke often causes a USUALLY. Pop, what's a financially embarrassed sa rule, he’s a married man, Wil lie."— Denver Post. At Popalar Prices free from complica Bh Gpatary re Pousti St eat dest Irinvevesiea i hus and all other petnet pal we Houta, Tasting Ww cor Saif Yaetita, Motor Ieata, Dingeys, Cances, Engines and. Iollers, write ua S/ Quaranrends RAUISE BOAT MYU. (On, Box J, Mennegs