Judge — March 24, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ALITY UNLQUALED, EXCELLENCE, UNSURPASSED quauity UNEQUALED EXCELLENCE UNSURPASSED AE ART IR ERE IRE REO . LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX —GREEN AND YELLOW— bus rustovs corot TARKAGON A, SPAIN, PUTED IN ARTICLE: SI Feo FRANC! Sole Agents for United § ‘AARRBRARRARABRR WHEN HE WAS ABSORBED. “He's the most devout man in the durch. [never saw any one who could %s0 absorbed in prayer.” indeed 2 T never noticed it. * Probably not. { don't suppose you eer took up the collection."— Catholic Cepyright, Judge Con 1905, “jJILTED” “* How havoy Pd be with etther, Were t’other dear charmer away."? Every one acema to want this picture. The wt pelrogi pot si ws weed Bre the photo-gelatine proceanon heavy, tind, pate paper, size 44 16a beat oa picture for your ws wil send. securely packed, to any address the United ‘States, Upon recelpt of price, FIFTY CENTS. Add extra postage for foretgn orders. Address Picture Department, Judge Company 225 Fourth Ave. New York. “pic.” You dive into your pocket and you dig a nickel up The moment you are on the morning car; You dig to buy a paper and then later on again You pungle up the price of a cigar. You meet the chronic borrower, and, | hypnotized by him, You let go of a dollar, round and big; And throughout the busy day There is something you must pay— For the motto of your daily life is Dig, Dig, Dig. Oh, the waiting stock of letter-heads upon your office desk !— For half a hundred bills are coming due; Polite in tone the messages—all invita tions brief, Inviting you to pungle up a few. When homeward in the evening—paying as you go along— You find your wife in a brand-new You rave in your despair, For you know the picture fair Is an illustrated message labeled “ Dig, Dig, Dig!” The Christmas time is over—but the pay- ing time, alas ! The paying time is only just begun ; Your hand into your pocket goes mechan- ically, when You meet a man—you think he has a dun. Somewhere is peace and restfulness, with mocking-birds a-swing Upon the very topmost waving twig ; But there's no peace for you When the bills are falling due, And the telephone is singing to you, “ DIG, DIG, DIG —Buffalo Times. Nothing will quicker revolutionize the sy: tem and put new life into it than Abbott's An- | gostura Bitters. At druggists’ and grocers’. ANOTHER LOT. “ He has lots for sale.” “1 didn’t know he was in the real- estate business.” “He isn't, He owns a department- store."— £3 Mothers will find Mrs, Winslow's Soot ing Syrup the best remedy tor their children. asc a bottle. 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What about him ?* head above the chilling waves, and with| Hicks—v If the conductor knew what the other called loudly for assistance !"— | poor pay he is he would collect his far« Tit-Bits. in advance."—Somerville Fournal. “Probably No One Thing Has Given a Greater Stimulus to Saving Than Has the De- velopment of Ins and the Endowment in Connection With The Principles of Economics, by Fetter. Under this plan you can THE RUDENTIAL , HAS THE of STRENGTH OF “¢: GIBRALTAR | trying to get me on a string." —Philadel- | phia Press. Sohmer & Co., the great Piano-makers, fur- | nish every variety of instruments—square, up- | right and grand—and are constantly striving > meet every demand, Their success has! | been phenomenal, FAME UNDER THE LONE STAR. Jerome K. Jerome, the famous New York district atvorney.— Eagle Pass Guid?, “A Gentlemanly sort of tone implants” A CHARACTER-BUILDER QUITE. 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