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This page is **primarily advertisements** with two short satirical pieces interspersed. The main visual/textual content includes: **Satirical Content:** - "Da Styleesha Lady": A dialect-heavy monologue (appears Italian-American) about a man's girlfriend's fashionable outfit—likely mocking both recent immigrant speech patterns and consumerism/vanity among working-class immigrants. The punchline is his anxiety that wealthier men will steal her away, satirizing social insecurity. - "One Comfort Left": A brief anecdote about a retired merchant finding solace in reviewing his unpaid debts—ironic satire on miserliness and wealth accumulation. **Advertisements include:** - Boston Garter (men's clothing) - Sohmer Pianos - Hiawatha Sparkling Water - George Palliser's Modern Buildings (house plans) - Judge magazine's Easter issue announcement The page reflects early 1900s advertising culture and period stereotypes about immigrants and consumer desires.

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WORN ALL OVER THE WORLD REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES OFFERED YOU gegthe Name is Mangal on every iP loop— The y fi cusHiON Never Stips, Unfast ‘Sample patr, Sk Se. Cotton Bie, ‘Malled cu receipt of price. qreav GEO. FROST CO., Makers WARRANTED Besten, Mass, U.S.A, ALWAYS EASY needing purchasers of a STRICTLY FI JGASs Puno, of Piano and. Seli-Player combi faodd wot tail tO examine the merits Of ¢ SOHMER PIANOS Jel the SOHMER - CECILIAD ch varpass all others. "atalogue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, NEw YORK. Warerooms: Cor. Sth Av jnside Players, DA STYLEESHA LADY. [tal you w'at, you oughta see | Carlotta, dat’s my girl, wen she Ees feex’ for holiday. I guess You nevva see sooch styleeshness. She gatta yallow seelka skirt, Ees look so fine you theenk ees wort’ “Bout twanty dollar, m: bbe more, Eef you go n’ buy eet een da store, So, too, she gatta purpla wais" Dat’s treem* weeth pretta yallow lace, An’ beega gol ta breasta-peen ‘es steeckin’ ondraneat’ her ch fh? Wait, my frand ! On toppa gat da beega reddia hat Weeth coupla feetha, bright An’ whita rosa een baytween, Da redda, green, es, my frand, eet mak" you smile ; | You can eemagine, den, of me | How proud I smile w'en first I see. You can believe how prow! I feel For walkin’ out weeth her ; but steel 1 gatta—w’at you call—s deest ess Baycause for all dees styleeshi You see, w'en she ees look so sweet II ‘fraid tor let her on da street. I justa feela scare’ dat som’ | Beeg reecha man ces gona com’ | An’ see how styleesh she can be, An’ steala her awav from me. tholic Standard, ONE COMFORT LEFT. The retired merchant was looking over his old ledger “What satisfaction does that you 2” asked the caller. “A heap.” he answered, «When somebody calls me an old skinflint and a miser it do s me good to look at the un- paid accounts of my forty years in busi- nd reflect that I've given away in without counting interest, $27,- 491.36."—Chicago Tribune, afford ™ EASTER NUMBER OF JUDGE WILL BE DATED APRIL 14 = @ This is our most impor- tant number during the year, excepting our Christmas Number. @ We try to take good care of every piece of copy we receive, however small; but that which arrives late can- not get a choice position. @ The last forms of this number will close March 31. If you are at all interested, as you ought to be, please let us hear from you. Very truly yours, Jupce Company, 225 Fourth Ave, New York jaWatha Natural Lithia holds the world’s highest awards in compe- tition with over three hundred including all the well known table waters at the two greatest World's Fairs. First in purity. First in effervescent life. First in palatableness. First as a Natural Lithia Water. First in the estimation of allwhohaveusedit. When you order a sparkling water, be sure it is a genuinely pure Natural Lithia bottled at the Spring—that’s Hiawatha. A booklet will be sent free if you address Distributors Minneapolis New York Chicago St. Paul For the Hiawatha Spring Company Order Hiawatha" today. Duluth UY VR THK ABOUT ON YOUR OHH HOME F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and able architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIN BOOK Is GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS A new up-to-date book, containing ever ose bundred plans, all new (1902), of house '$:00 to $20,000 aiso plans of Public Library Buildings, Summer Hotels, Stabl ranging in cost Pune Tists, 1 collection of practical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and in- ‘of building, by reason of their having. been, with very lew exceprions architects practics durwg.the last lew years, and Bult ta : country within the prices given Fuill description accompanies each plate, giving ses, height of stories, how built and fnished, and ined, thas giving information of very great value to everyone contemplating Ballde Int and most careful study of those erecting low. These designs and plans have ite flly appreciated lor thew practical utility, and stand alone as real homes are planned and what they cost. hopes to. own a home, these designs are invaluable and we of very gi them. It contains +15 large pages, size 11x 14 inches. Price, bound in heavy paper cover, sent by. Bound in cloth, $2.00. ‘Sent by mail, postpaid, to any address on receipt of price.” Ad: il orders with remittances to JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order of check—don’t sena currency.