Judge — March 17, 1906 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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If s0, do not fail to read " Jasper's Hints to Money-makers!” every week in * Leslie's Weekly." in which questions regarding stoc' and bonds are honedily and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the moft reliable financial department publish- ced in the United States, and thousands have teftifed in writing that it has either made or saved them money. 4 Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly" at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months’ trial subscription to + Leslie’s Weekly” for $1.00, which will give you the right to free an- swers to any questions regarding s#-chs and bonds which you may ask. Aditew Jadge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New Y. ANOTHER REFORM. A Massachusetts man, influenced by the success of the agitation to reform football, is endeavoring to arouse the humanitarian interest against checkers, He desires to moderate the rigors of that game, which, he says, numbers its vic- tims in the thousands, He would mod- ify the glaringly vicious features of the game in the following manner, to wit: 1, Abolish the king row. mit the jumps to one in any direction, 3 Restrict the bets to one glass of hard cider on each game. 4. Adopt a minimum age limit of sev- enty-five years for players. 5. Pronibit discussions of the game out- side of the cobbler’s shop or grocery- store. 6. Compel each player to produce a written permit from his wife. 7. Restrict the playing to one evening a week, and stop the game when curfew rings. A PASTOR'S QUALIFICATIONS. Our Baptist Meeting House is still with- out a Pastor in charge all the time reg- ular since our former Pastor repaired over to Camden N. J. across the River to take 1. A No. of different pastors have been in our midst trying themselves on our citizens but on acct of not being up to the qualifications we reckon the place is still open. What a heap of our citizens would like to see in the way of a new Pastor is viz, Whiskers, kind eyes cither blue or gray, wife not very pretty but a heap sociable, no small children but some daughters would be O. K., pas- tor should bea right smart talker with- our reading sermons & should be able to make speeches at political meetings, take in smokers in the Bee ‘Hive, drop in at the P, O, at nights now & then, play golf, .. Tennis, B. B., sieve his own ashes & shovel his own snow off not saying any- thing about keeping Garden & keeping the parsonage in repair such as painting & fixing up. MAYBE we will have a permanent 1 some time.—Bustleton Cor- respondence Philadelphia North Ameri- can, A BOOTBLACK’S ESTIMATE OF FOLK. 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