Judge, 1906-03-10 · page 10 of 12
Judge — March 10, 1906 — page 10: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with minimal political or satirical content. The main advertisements feature: - **Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey** (50 years popularity claim) - **Great Western Champagne** and **Pleasant Valley Wine** - **Grape-Nuts cereal** (testimonial from editor about health benefits) - **Santal Capsules** (medical treatment) - **Cook Remedy Co.** (blood poison cure) The small literary pieces include: - A humorous poem "He Has a Difficulty" about marital compromise—a husband must abandon comfortable habits (smoking indoors, elevating feet) to please his wife - Brief anecdotes about a stranger asking for gasoline in a prohibition town, and a joke about museum storage **The satire is minimal**: The main joke critiques social etiquette's constraints on male freedom, but this reflects period domestic humor rather than political commentary. The page primarily serves commercial purposes, selling patent medicines and beverages typical of early 1900s magazines.
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YEARS UNPRECEDENTED POPULARITY Bartimore RYE Wu Lananan & SOX Bactimore RYE WaUanananid SOs 5 BALTIMORE | Soy Atal firetcase cafon and by jobbers, af LANATLAN “@ SON, Baltimore. Md. THE GOOD LORD AND TOM GRIFFITHS. of meat Tuesday. Tom Griffiths brough Miami Record-Herali The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne Toere is nothing to conceal in ts produc: tion. Its Pure Grape Juice, lermented and r 1900; the GREAT f WERT IN wa PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rheims, N.Y. SANTAL CAPSULES The good Lord sent us a big shoulder HE HAS A DIFFICULTY. I like the comfortable life— Above all things to take my ease; But then, you see, I have a wile Whom it is my desiré to please, And pleasing her, I grieve to say, I sacrifice them every day Because it isn’t quite the thing. I like to elevate my feet Upon a table or a chair; In times of quite excessive heat A coat | always hate to wear. Some pie crust really needs a knife, And to old habit still I cling. That doesn’t go with my dear wife Because it isn’t quite the thing. I may not breakfast till I dress, My pipe indoors I may not smoke— To which, however, I confess, She hasn’t got me wholly broke. Whatever I may do, I find Some rule of etiquette she'll spring, And language can’t relieve my mind Because it isn’t quite the thing. —Chicago News. THE EDITOR EXPLAINS HOW TO KEEP UP MENTAL AND PHYSICAL VIGOR. A New Jersey editor writes : “A long indulgence in improper food brought on a condition of nervous dyspep- sia, nearly three years ago, so severe that ]1 had to quit work entirely. 1 put my- |self on a strict regimen of Grape-Nuts food, with plenty of outdoor exercise, and ina few months found my stomach so far restored that the process of digestion gave me pleasure instead of distress. It also buiit up my strength so that | was able to resume my business, which is onerous, as I not only edit my own paper but also do a great deal of ‘outside’ writing. «find that the Grape-Nuts diet enables me to write with greater vigor than ever before, and without the feeling ot brain- fag with which [ used to be troubled. | As to bodily vigor—I can and do walk | miles every day without fatigue—a few squares used to weary me before I began to live on Grape-Nuts !" Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book, The Road to Wellville,” in packages. ht SIZING UP A STRANGER. He was a sporty-looking chap, and he was making a run through Kansas in his big red touring car. Reaching a small town, and seeing an officer mopping his brow’ under a’ friendly shade-tree, he brought his machine up to the curb and said, “I say, officer; can you tell a fellow where he can get a little gasoline in this | town?” * Gasoline, is it id the officer with asmile. ‘ Well, that’s a new one on me, young man, this is a prohibition V'right, and’ you couldn't get a | drink in it for love or money Yonkers | Statesman, | A CURIOSITY. Mrs. Flathunter—« But where is the room to keep a cook ?” Janitor —“ In the natural history | mooseum, mum."—New York Sun, — BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the cure of Blood Poison a ity, Bleed Polsoa Permanently Cured. fou can be treated at home under same guar. Capital $400,000. We solicit the most obstinate cases. If you have exhausted the old imples, Copper-Colored Spots, Ulcers any gare ot the body, Wale of Eyebrows ing out, write for proofs of cures. too Book Free. & See COOK REMEDY Co. (HS0 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U.S. A. My hopesof sweet content take wing. WILSIN Thats All! DOUBT. ‘When Kitty looks at me and smiles, And wonder if those eyes of hers T dream into the afterwhiles Are pretty blossoms, or are—burrs. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT OWNING YOUR OWN HOME? F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. 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