Judge, 1906-01-27 · page 16 of 18
Judge — January 27, 1906 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and commercial content** rather than editorial cartoons. The dominant image is a single cartoon captioned "REGRETS," depicting Mr. Monk—a tall, thin man—standing beside his wife Miss Giraffe, a woman whose proportions humorously suggest an actual giraffe. The joke is a pun on marriage buyer's remorse: Monk regrets marrying her because she costs him half his income "to keep her in furs." The humor relies on the visual gag that she literally *is* a giraffe, thus requiring animal furs—a wordplay critique of expensive wives and the materialism of fashionable women's fashion spending in the early 1900s. The rest of the page contains period advertisements: liqueurs, cigars, tobacco, house-building plans, piano manufacturers, life insurance, and railroad travel—typical Judge magazine commercial content from this era (circa 1902-1905).
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The Su preme After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE An especially fine American product, ace knowledged by connoisseurs to be unequalled here or abroad. As a delicious aid to diges- tion, and a cordial of delighiful flavor, it is without a rival. A fitting finale toany feast. KAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES Rheinstrom Bros. Cinctunatt, U.8. A. OCKTAILS drunk right after making are raw. The rare flavor of CLUB COCKTAILS is due to exquisite proportions of choice old liquors and thorough wood ageing. Manhattan, Martini, Vermouth, | Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gi in and York. G.F.HEUBLEIN& BRO. Bole Freprietore artrd Rew Tort Londen «¢ No one Wwho smokes URBRUG'S ARCADIA MIXTURE could ever attempt to describe tts delights.”* Why? ‘The Tobaccos are all aged; thoroughly Age im; flavors adds mildness > ee ged vor, + pre Beroregs Arcadia” is in a class by itself fice fa Kavos = so exhila- ret pa ey, A mild stimulant. Ste Bleasere when hanes et vor will be lasting. AT YOUR DEALER'S. THE SURBRUG CO., New York City REGRETS. Mr. Monk (regretfully)—" | certainly did not know what | was about when | married Miss Giraffe. It takes half of my income to keep her in furs!" F YOU are thinking about Buiiding a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser.- We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS f TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS Anew up-to-date pleas, all new (1902), of houses in cont aeeooee ians of Public Library Bedanags, Sommer Haves, Sablon, POE Hale ts of practical designs showing examples of houses recently bailt, and in- valaabie se ererrane of building, by reason of their having been, wih very Bland ih dary cours of abnyarciecrs penton dung te ta ow oa ad ‘aris part tte ‘country within the JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don't send currency. Tediion, tf eas * Witch hazel are oot for the face. Use nothing bat plain water and Fi TILLA. IT WILL KEEP YOUR FACE SMOOTH AnD ‘SOFT AS VELVET. Ie shoold be fe your bath-room and st the bar‘ar shop’ Sold everywbere. I! you fail to fod ity sd 35 cents lor trial bottle to CLAY W. HOLMES, ELMIRA, N,v, THE “SOUHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF -THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, 907 moa Sth Ave, cor tid Bt. Tore Stint, stint, stint! Save, save, save! What for? While you are answering this question, consider whether less saving united with a policy of life insurance will be more conducive to the happiness of your family and yourself. Consult the PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. (IGAR BANDS feces too assorted, $0 cents: 100 all different, 75 cents: 0 all diferent, 4300.| “Our 25 Presidents" on rely Ou as. Bohe Glass Howls, Centrepieces ‘imp. Tinfod in beautital col HE P. L. NOVELTY CO. thy "Bast 14th Street, New York. The Lucky Swastika Silver Stick Pin Indian Style 25¢ A dainty Swastika Tie Pin 1gK. gold, 1 in. square $2.00 With smail diamond in center 7.50 Mlestrated Catalogue Free Robert J. Taupert Untommon Jew LAs vEaas, m1 NEW MEXICO. SOUTHERN FLORIDA, CUBA, NASSAU, ‘MEXICO AND CALIFORNIA. 2 Fast Trains Daily to Florida During the Winter Season the SOUTHERN’S PALM LIMITED,