Judge — January 27, 1906 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Never sold| thirteen phonographs were all going at the same time."—Mikvaukee Wisconsin, A NOBODY, * “Say, father, what is a nobody ?” “A nobody, my son, is a prominent woman's husband."—Kam's Horn, ‘A glass of soda and a tablespoonful of Ab- bott’s Angostura Bitters make a pleasing drink and act as a tonic. RAILROADING IN TEXAS. Opie Read, who recently made a lec- ture tour through Texas, tells this story of an experience he had down there : | “You know,” says Mr. Read, * trains lare never expected to be on time in Texas. When a train is scheduled to ar- rive at eight o'clock you are generally safe in calculating that it ‘will’ not get there till eleven or twelve. Well, I had an_engagement in a certain town one Has Stood the night, eAliwaa aU anotbtr cation: about FY twenty miles away. There was a train Test of Time which-would land me at the objective and won universal popu- point at seven o'clock in the evening, if lar approval. Oldest and it happened to be on time, but I thought most famous in the world. it would be well to make inquiries, In Best for all uses. Sold by |reply to my questions the station-agent leading dealers everywhere. said, , 1 “1 reckon there ain't no use expectin’ GRAND PI mcuest Hi |the train to get here much before ten o'clock. It’s been on time once this year, St. Louis World’s Fair JJ | but it ain't no ways safe dependin’ on it. “Not being in a position to take any chances, I hired a man with a buggy Tie Weta daa whovdwall The |t2 take me across country. After the © vegetarians who dwell upon the) jecture 1 found. a number of traveling advantages of nuts as food don't include Sorin nate Sonstetlle. Fourpal men at the hotel, and they were all anx- zhnuts.—S g ious to get away. There was a train scheduled for seven-fifteen in the morn- ing, but the landlord said he reckoned it The Truth J} wocidne be along much before noon, as it had never arrived on schedule time, or if San Ne Sold eet Il bad nobody remembered Great “Still, we all got up bright and early the next morning, none of us being dis- Western] posed to miss the train if it happened to be on time, and we were thrown into a state of great excitement when at seven- ten there was a long toot, heralding the train’s approach, Everybody hurried down to the station and there, right on the dot at seven-fifteen, the train pulled in. We were so happy at the prospect of getting away, and so filled with enthu- | Siasm over the engineer's achievement in | bringing the train through on time, that we decided to make up'a purse for him. ‘When everybody had chipped in a spokes- man was appointed, and he went to the cab to present the money. After he had made a felt us little speech the cash was offered, but the engineer pushed it away, saying, «Gentlemen, I fully appreciate your good will and the generous spirit which has prompted you to make up this purse, | but I can't accept the money. My con- science will not permit me to do This i "—-Chicago Record- the following examples: There was a| way accusing woman of barbarism, ac- : ‘WICKED LITTLE BOY. Professor Starr, the famous ethnolo- gist, was in his humorous and whimsical rh Wignesé Grate cording to the Chicago Chronicle. | After-Dinner Liqueur “And she is not only barbarous—she is illogical and inconsistent!” he ex- claimed. “1 was walking in the country one day with a young woman, In a grove we came upon a boy about to shin up a tree. There was a nest in the tree, and from a certain angle it was possible to see in it three eggs. “©You wicked little boy,’ said my companion, are you going up there to rob that nest 2” “+ Tam," the boy replied coolly. 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