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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main items are: 1. **"Without Him" poem** (top right): A satirical piece mocking marriage by suggesting women should reject wedlock entirely because husbands spoil otherwise perfect married life. It's light domestic satire typical of the era. 2. **Advertisements**: The bulk of the page features ads for liqueur, paper warehouses, Colorado Springs tourism, and Edison phonographs—standard commercial content. 3. **"Reflections of a Bachelor"**: Brief cynical observations about human nature and money. 4. **Oak Valley correspondence**: Rural gossip column with local news. There are no identifiable political figures or significant social commentary. The "Without Him" satire is generic marital humor reflecting early 20th-century attitudes about women's roles. This appears to be a routine issue page filled with ads and light entertainment rather than Judge's typical sharp political cartooning.

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The Supreme After-Dinner Cordial LIQUEUR EAGLETTE ‘Ap especially fine American product, ac- kno ledged by connoisseurs to be unequalled here or abroad. As a delicious aid to diges- tion. ind a cordial of delightful flavor, it is with uta rival. A fitting finale toany feast. EAGLE LIQUEUR DISTILLERIES Rheinstrom Bros. Cinctunatt, U.8. A. RY LINDENMEYK & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE ‘Na. $2, 4, and 86 Kieecker Street Warel ‘Heekman street, ALL KINDS OF raree 10 6 REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. It is the handsome daughter that makes aman proud and the nice, little soft one that makes him happy. Where does all the money come from that everybody brags he is making and noboy will admit he is losing ? Lots of people think that when they go toheaven the Lord will change His rule about having everybody on equal terms there.—New York Press. York WITHOUT HIM. feature of hetmodern welding Ladie Pity Oh, where is undiluted joy Divorced from disappointment ? Where are the cates that do not cloy, The flies outside the ointment ? The lady's field is wide to-day ‘And flow'ry paths she's treading. And woman's life were wholly gay But for the villain of the play— The bridegroom at the wedding ! Then let the woman's wit be shown, Now, more than ever, needed ; Let man vacate his stolen throne To be by queens succeeded. Emancipated ladies, vow Henceforth to spurn and flout him, And show a fallen idol how No marriage rite you will allow Unless performed without him ! London News. NOTES FROM OAK VALLEY. This valley didn't show up last week, as the scribe was at Taylor, visiting Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Pederson. Mrs. Malvin Nelson has been visiting the old folks at home and had some sew- ing done. Ye scribe called on Miss Olive Haw- kenson Thursday evening. Ben Bendickson went away a couple of weeks ago, and can you guess what he returned with? Just a wife. Oak Val- ley extends its best congratulations. Christ and Oluf Tollefson were at Diseth’s after a load of straw last week. Didn't tip, did you, boys ? Casar Skoyen helped J. Thorsen strip tobacco last week. Martin Skoyen and Olive Hawkenson called at ye scribe’s Friday eve. Wonder if Rikka has got Christine after her yet? Rikka would like to have a subscriber in this country to her paper. What's the matter with Beef River? —Oak Valley Correspondence Strum (Wisconsin) Globe. “At the foot of Pike’s Peak.” COLORADO SPRINGS Like a child at play, Colorado Sorings sits bask- ing in the sunshine at the foot of Pike’s Peak, amid the most enjoyable surroundings. No location. could be more delightful. This region is best reached from the East by the NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES and their connections, with but one change of cars from New York or Boston. For particulars inquire of any New York Cen- tral ticket agent. For a copy of ‘America's Winter Resorts,” which is No. § of the New York Central Lines, ‘+ Four-Track Series," illustrating and describing the principal winter resorts in all parts of the country, send a two-cént stamp to George H. Daniels, Manager General Advertising Department, Room 333, Grand Cen- tral Station, New York. An IMPROMPTU DANCE With an EDISON PHONOGRAPH ‘OU can have a dance any time, anywhere, if own an Edison Phonograph. Unexpected visitors, neighbors. or your children can be most acceptably and economically entertained in this manner. Everybody may dance, because no one need play a piano, You start the Phonograph and it plays to the end of the Record without attenti EDISON Dance Records were made under the direction of a well-known dance:master. and are correct in style and tempo. The lanciers are furnished with or with. out calls. Between the dances you may entertain your guests by playing appropriate amusement records. Here is the opportunity to learn to dance or teach a friend in your own home, without embarrassment and at little cost. Go to the nearest Edison dealer and hear some Dance Records, a complete list of which will be mailed from our Orange, N, J., office. on request. National Phonograph Company 41 Lakeside Avenue, Orange, N. J. Chicago San Francisco 50. tate ae Cosi netat taBateas Pasareaae old Moulded Records — Now on Sale at Your Dealer's i Wane to tee an| sing Paatle VoarOw’ Ganoe”.".".".° Golusie Hatton fits Ieitiew! Ihew? 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