Judge, 1906-01-06 · page 13 of 14
Judge — January 6, 1906 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine (date unclear from image) contains several brief comedic vignettes rather than a single political cartoon. **The jokes satirize:** 1. **"That Little Word 'Too'"** – A series of quips poking fun at flirtation, melancholy birds, and restless waves—light domestic humor with no clear political target. 2. **"Didn't Try It"** – Mocks the early-1900s fad of "scientific" breathing exercises for physical development, suggesting the prescribed method was impractical or absurd enough to discourage actual trial. 3. **"Time Ignored"** – A wordplay joke referencing classical dramatic convention ("where more is meant than meets the ear"). 4. **The Crimsonbeak/Yeast exchange** – Domestic humor about marital incomprehension, specifically wives with hairpins in their mouths. The page is primarily **advertising**: Rambler automobiles, Miller beer, Pepsin gum, real estate instruction, and architect George Palliser's house-plan book dominate the layout. These ads reflect early-1900s consumer culture targeting middle-class homeowners and car buyers.
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HAT LITTLE WORD “ TOO.” Oh! he’s a gay Lothario. He flirt with all the pretty girls in our I've seen him try to flirt with Exchange. | ples of this system recently wrote to one - You sparrows look gloomy this morn- remarked the tree-toad. * Woy shouldn't we ?” replied the poor in chorus ; “our bills are. all she (thinking to take his mind off )— low restless the waves are, dad. They says seem to be clamoring for some- ee Well, they won't get it if I can pit” Lam's Horn. ; DIDN'T TRY IT. One of the modern schemes of physical development that has won favor is a sys- tematic method of breathing. A certain | inquirer who was interested in the princi- of its professors for a descriptive pam. phlet. One of the rules on the first page reads as follows : “ After the morning bath take a deep breath, retain it as long as possible, then slowly expire.” He decided not to try the system.— Ex. Yeast —Do you understand your wife ?” Crimsonbeak—“ Sometimes ; but when | she talks with her mouth filled with hair- | pins I can't."— Yonkers Statesman, HEALTH PURITY, essentials ico ind 6 BREWING CO.. MILWAUKEE CLEANLINESS are the three qualities are secured by the rienced help, a modern plant and the use of the best materials. without regard to cost. Ask for High Life. On THE BEST MF a. wavKee BEER FULNESS, AND employment of expert brew masters and expe- TIME IGNORED “* Where more is meant than meets the ear.”” file on heavy coated paper, natural color, in a warm black half-tone tint, with wide margin, | sePsble to frame, pame-partout or mount, size 12 1.2217, seat upon receipt of price, filty cents. Acddrem Picture Department, Jodge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. oo Redd—* Did the captain lose his head during the football game ?” Greene DELICIOUS PEPSIN GUM ‘THE GUM WITH THE LASTING PEPPERMINT FLAVOR. 10 CENTS PER PACKAGE. ‘THE ONLY GUM PACKAGE THAT WILL PREVENT: FUZZ AND OTHER ACCUMULATIONS OF THE POCKET | FROM ADHERING TO THE GUM. BOX WHEN EMPTY A USEFUL BOLDER FOR SUBWAY AND ELEVATED TICKETS. FOR SALE BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. IV NOT HANDLED BY YOURS, WE WILLMAIL ‘SAME TO YOU FREE UPON RECEIPT OF 10°T* + 187 STA IRVING PLACE, ex wes ore. LEARN | REAL E ESTATE Urge ose ‘Kanans City, Mo, Marriage Paper “trun.” led 1E CORRESPONDENT, To! A high power car witha four cylinder motor, 35-40 horse power, sliding gear transmission and all modern features, but simplified to the practical service of non- professional operators. Speedy, silent, simple and powerful. Our catalog will interest you and a personal exami- nation will convince you that it is the car of the year. Thos. B. Jeffery @ Company Main Office and Factory, Kenosha, Wis., U.S. A. Branches: Chicago, 302-304 Wabash Ave. Philadelphia, 242 N. Broad Street. San Francisco, 10th and Market Streets, Milwaukee, 457-459 Broadway. New York Agency, 134 W. 38th Street. Agencies in other leading cities. Boston, 145 Columbus Ave. F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK 18 GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS A new up-to-date boot: containing ever eae hundred plas, all new (1092), of houses ranging in cost from $:00 to $20,000 ; also plans of Public Library Baildings, Summer Hotels, Stables, Public Halls, ete, ete. This book is a collection of practical designs showing examples of houses recently built, and in- valuable to everyone thinking of bailding, by reason of their having been, with very few exception: Planned in the ordinary course of a busy architect's practice during the last few years, and built in Various parts of the country within the prices given. all description accompantes each plate giving sites, height of stories, how built and fished, and improvements contained, thus very great value to everyone contemplating build- Ei'es the plane and designe cesvoly the best thought Sat most earetah easy giving real results as to cost and a guide that is sate to follow. ‘These design: fore, a value that can be fully appreciated for their practical tility and st of how some people's homes are planned and what they cost. 108 oF selling home-sites, members of building associations, land companies, improve, carpenters and builders, and everyone interested or jenigns are invaluable and will prove of very great value to ree pages, size 11x t4 inches. Price, bound in heavy paper cover, sent by ‘postpaid, $1.00.” Bound in cloth, $2.00. Sent by mail, postpaid, to any address on receipt of price. Address ail orders with remittances to JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don’t send currency. comichooks.com