Judge, 1906-01-06 · page 12 of 14
Judge — January 6, 1906 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine's January issue, with minimal editorial content. The notable cartoon appears upper right: "Wilson—That's All!" depicts a figure (likely President Wilson, based on the caption) in a car with a woman, with the caption "Hold on there! You don't want a cab. You want a truck." The joke appears to be a sexual innuendo about the woman's weight or size—she needs a "truck" rather than a cab to transport her. The page consists mostly of **advertisements** for whiskey (Hunter Baltimore Rye), patent medicines (blood poison cure, kidney remedies), railroad travel packages, and financial advice columns. Several brief **joke items** appear in text, including tired vaudeville-style humor about courtship and gender relations typical of early-1900s publications. The content reflects Judge's role as a satirical magazine mixing light social commentary with commercial advertising, aimed at affluent male readers interested in stocks, travel, and consumer goods.
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HUNTER BALTIMORE THIS TRADE-MARK REPRESENTS THE HIGHEST STANDARD OF EXCELLENCE, THE AMERICAN GENTLE- MAN'S WHISKEY. an tevectane eaten end vy Jobe OWAPLANRITAY te'sOsrilimosec aa latactory. GAYNOR tat | said the mikado, "| the Japanese naval hero; * Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers @ Do you ever make investments in Wall Street securities? Do you ever buy of tell stocks of bonds? If 10, do not fail toread " Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers"" every week in * Leslie's Weekly." in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honedtly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the mof reliable financial department publish- ed in the United States, and thousands have teftifed in writing that it has either made of saved them money. Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months’ trial subscription to ++ Leslie’s Weekly” for $1.25, which will give you the right to free an- swers to “any questions regarding stocks and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. HE BEHAVED. She—" You're not like young Goodwin. He tried to kiss me last night, and I told him to behave.” He—" And did he kiss you?” She—“No; the idiot actually behaved.” —Mustrated Bits. A WOMAN'S WAY, the last race Maud—« None at all. horses with a find the winner.”"—. I backed all the change, Abbott's Angostura Bitters make the best cocktail for family use. Druggists. AN INSTANCE. * Women dress to please the men.” “To make other women envious, you mean, Why, a man couldn't tell whether a woman was wearing a thirty-dollar hat or a ninety-eight- cent lampshade."— Browning s Monthly, SOUTHERN RAILWAY LARGE CALENDARS will be mailed upon application inclosing_ten | | cents postage, Address Alex. S. Thweatt, ern Passenger Agent, 1185 Bradway PINEHURST, N.C. Parlor-car service int inehurst, Southern Railway daily except Sund. Edith—“ What luck did you have in| etty name, but I didn’t) WILSON Thats All! arat ea Mt best route to this charming resort. Call or ad- ress New York office, 271 and 1185 roadway. | Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Passenger Agent. GIA AND FLORIDA. The best way is via the Sou Double daily service, daily 3.25 p.m. and through Pullman Drawiny and unexcelled Dining-car service. mencing January 8th, 1906, inauguration of the Southern's Palm Limited, the famous train de luxe between New York and St. Augusti connecting for all Florida East Coast points. New York office, 271 and 1185 Broadway. Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Passenger Agent. HAD HEARD FROM AMERICA. * You have served your country nobly,” “Anything you may ask will be granted. “Lhave but three requests,” answered lon't erect a I arch, don’t present me with house, and don’t let the girls kiss me."— Ram's Horn. BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS COOK REMEDY Co. 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, IIL, U. S. A. DIFFERENT. “Pa,” said little Johnny + What is it ¢” “ What's the meaning of the word +im- mediate’ “Taken alone,” inquired the Chicago father, or as applied to municipal own- ership ?"—Lowisville Courier-Journal. For KIDNEY TROVELES and SANTA Were BLADDER. CAPSULES MIDN THE RESORTS OF THE CAROLINAS, GEOR- |” Cassy—"' Hold on there! You don't want a cab. You want truck.” JUST OUT... JANUARY NUMBER JUDGE'S QUARTERLY a comicbooks.com