Judge — December 30, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HAD A GRIP OF THE SUBJECT. ter. hopman remarked affably, these a mourning for cousins. madam,” whom ‘ou are in mourning ?” Husband, yes. terial you requir “Young man,’ M severe! explanation. the fashion, but, husban, got p of the subject."— Zit Bits, The famous Sohmer Piano has justly earned its reputation, because it is the best instrament in the world, WHY SHE REJOICED, First girl—* pleasei! at that review of her novel.” her novel is wretched stuff.” First girl— Yes; forty-five, speaks of her as ‘this young writer. Chicago Journal. VIOLATING THE LAW. the chimney.” “My goodness ! aagazine, Atail old lady, dressed in black, and with a verybusiness-like manner, walked zt a well-known London establishment ‘and, declining the service of the shop- walker, mad? directly for the crape coun- ¢ had rather a thoughtful air as she examined the stock, and the obliging have a very large stock of crapes, Just allow me to show you new French goods, very popular for every kind of mourning. Now, ht crapes are all the rage for half may I ask, he added hesitatingly, “ for said the customer briefly. Then [ have just the ma- ; the best style is "— interposed the old lady Iam much obliged for your You may know a lot about as I buried my fourth yesterday, you may be sure I've iss Scribbler is awfully nd girl—« But the writer says that but she is about you know, and the reviewei “Yes, dear, Santa Claus comes down It's a wonder the board of health allows it."— Browning's OIL LIMERICK. A lady who lived in Ohier _ Used oil in lighting the fier— This gag is as old As the h Ils —but I'm told That she likes it a great deal better where she is owing to the fact that She finds it considerable drier. —Micvaukee Sentinel. Nothing will qui tem and put new life gostura Bitters. At druggists’ and grocers’. ker revolutionize the sys- AN EDITOR’S TROUBLES. Newspaper troubles in the short-grass country, recorded by the St. Francis (Mo.) Herald: “For three consecutive weeks now we have been delayed in go- ing to press by the failure of the Burling- ton to bring our patent, The first week the delay was one dav. The second week the delay was two days, and this week it is nearly Saturday noon, and the issue is still in doubt by reason of having received no paper. But with the permission of the Lord we'll make it yet—if not on a whole sheet, then on a half-sheet.”” WHY PAPA LOST CONSCIOUSNESS. said her papa, who was exhibiting symptoms of violent displeasure, “1 will not only have to sup- port him, but I will have to pay his debts, 100, But the pretty | who was han; “Ifyou marry nd petulant young thing ing to his coat lapels was not moved by the argument. “Now, papa,” she said, sou know w'l enough that George has to live, just the same asother men. Anil, as to his debts, I've heard you say hundreds of times that a man’s debts ought to be paid."—E xe. 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