Judge — December 2, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Btroet New Youx Orrice: 99 Chambers ‘Makers of Iver Johnson ‘Biezeles and Single Barrel Shotguns SOME OF THE PICKELS, Frank Pickel attended the Kilbourn fair and brought back his sister Gena, who had been visiting among relatives for three weeks ; also their cousin, Lizzie Pickel, came back with them and is here yet and expects to go home this week. Glen Pickel has an engine and a new sawing-machine, and is sawing up his father's wood at home, and has also put up a nice wood-house there and expects to get a feed-mill soon. Fred Wheeler, while blasting out stumps for Fred 'Pickel Friday, some of the pieces flew over the fence and nearly killed some of his stock.—Reedsburg (Wis.) Free Press. 1881 Sidhe 2. 1905 HE publishers of JUDGE respectfully call your attention to the Chritmas Number. This beautiful annual reminder of the holi- days, which has come to be recognized as one of the institu- tions of the City of New York, will be placed on sale Decem- ber fifth, and will exemplify the perfection which mechanical work, in the art of printing, has reached. ‘The front cover, designed by James Montgomery Flagg, will show the perfection of color printing. The back cover, printed to correspond, will carry the advertisement of The Eaétman Kodak Company. ‘The illufrations by Zimmerman, Levering, Taylor, Mayer, Lewis, Stanlaws, Sarka, Flagg, Lincoln, Shaver, Davis, Flohri, Daggy, Smith, Bray, Daugherty, Wilson, Young, Conacher, Cady, Fofter, Wilder and ‘The literary contributions will not be surpassed by any holiday publi- cation. They will be furnished in prose or poetry by Jerome K. Jerome, Bob Burdette, Eli Perkins, Tom Masson, W. J. Lampton, S. W. Gillilan, W. D. Nesbit, F. P. Adams, S. E. Kiser, L. H. Robbins, Carolyn Wells, E. Vance Cooke, John Kendrick Bangs, Jack Appleton, Perkin Warbeck, Lowell Otus Reese and many others. JUDGE has the largest paid subscription list, by many thousands, of any humorous paper in America. JUDGE has the larges news-stand and railroad sale, by many thou- sands, of any humorous paper in America. JUDGE COMPANY, 225 FOURTH AVE., NEW YORK The Prettiest Auto Pi@ure Out *JILTED® For KIDNEY TROUBLES and CAPSULES A SOUL-SPENDING SIGH. A melodrama was presented at Le Roy, Kansas, last week, and the ze. porter declares that “when the bling heroine gave the letter to the villain, supposing it was her husband, sone woman, overcome by the dramatic fy. ness of the moment, gave a most soa} spending sigh. -It was a sigh that coud easily melt the heart of the Egyptiaa Sphinx and turn Pike's Peak into a set ing mass of lava.” Bugs and Animals that Talk and lire folks tose re, Soad arate bn “Bugville Life” —the most welcome and a] re Christmas itt you can buy for a chia. {t cc saint Sy pris cu heavy wood" rape you pages comicbooks.com