Judge, 1905-12-02 · page 13 of 16
Judge — December 2, 1905 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor pieces** rather than political satire. The main satirical content is minimal: **"The New York View"** opens with a joke about New York City parochialism—a man from NYC refers to all of America outside the city as "the rural district," mocking metropolitan condescension toward the rest of the country. The remaining short pieces are humorous anecdotes: a rabbi proving a woman is someone's wife because she grabbed his coat and he "didn't move...like a stone" (implying marital resignation); a schoolboy asking for anesthesia before punishment; and a frontier woman surprising her husband by appearing in Native American dress. **The bulk of the page is product advertising**: Old Crow Rye whiskey, Gillette Safety Razors (prominently featured), Hunter Whiskey, Southern Railway excursions, and Abbott's Bitters. These ads reflect early 20th-century consumer culture. The page contains **no significant political commentary or identifiable caricatures of public figures**—it's typical period magazine filler combining light humor with commercial content.
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THE NEW YORK VIEW. “Say, pa “Well, son ?” “ What is meant by rural district 2" “Well, son, when a man from New York speaks of the rural district he gen- erally has reference to all of the United States outside of his own city."—Jfil- waukee Sentinel. ASK FOR and see that you get OLD CROW RYE Sold everywhere in bottles. Never sold in bulk. Add a little Abbott’s Angostura Bitters to a glass of wine, and you'll be surprised what a delightful tonic it makes. PROOF POSITIVE. A Jewish rabbi named Isaac Meyer Yesselson gave extraordinary evidence in Dublin the other day in a case in which a pawnbroker named Max Rubenstein was charged with having failed to sup- port his wife. “They argued and ar- gued,” said the rabbi, «from the after- noon until two o'clock next morning, without avail.” ‘The magistrate asked the rabbi what ground he had for believing that the woman was the accused man’s wife, and he replied, « Because she grasped him by the coat t/and he didn't move. He stood like a stone.""—London Mail. ““WORTH LOOKING INTO” marvel Gltlette Satety Razor, A unique and device made for the comfort of net aneriok po hag omens 'Hlumareda ot troaaeas oo we a Gillette toa friend who shaves, or his pleasure and com- Tsell—everlasting. STANDARD SET-TRIPLE SILVER-PLATED HOLDER SPECIAL SET—QUADRUPLE GOLD-PLATED HOLDER In Velvet-Lined Onses = mh Set has x0 thin, exible, highly tempered, and keen ibl Ses nce ese blades are 12 a Deste-edond ad Btadon's $1.00 HO HONING_NO STROPPING ‘Ask your dealer for the “ Gillette.” He can procore it for you. Accept no substitute, ‘The Getto Patent No. 775.134 covers all esos having hia Prevesti ran ment for Bolg nd scaig, bot ot tag Stropping of honing by the user. Beware of lafriogements. WINTER EXCURSION RATES VIA SOUTH- ERN RAILWAY. Reduced.rate excursion tickets are now on sale from all parts of the North to winter re- sorts in Virginia, The Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, The Bahamas, Cuba, Alabama, Mis- sissippi, Louisiana, Texas, and the far South- wrest For detailed information apply to A. S. Thweatt, E. P. A., 1185 Broadway, N. Y. City. A DOUBLE SURPRISE, Moruer sunny—" For the land sakes! if there ain't my missing Lysander! How funny he lool Squaw easy (dressed in rabpit skin)—'¢1 bet my muv- ver ‘ll be surprised when she sees me in dis rig."" The Flavor of Hunter hiskey is inimitable. It is con- centrated from its qual- ity, purity, age, aroma. WM. LASAHAN & SON, Baltimore, 14. Welte to-day ee Interestiag booklet which explates cur 30. day Free Trial Offer. Mest dealers make thls offer; If yours does sot, we will. GILLETTE SALES COMPANY, 1163 Tines Bulldng, 42¢ Sl. ond Broodwoy, NEW YORK Gillette Safety Ra ror WANTED TO DEADEN THE BLOW. One day, as a certain schoolmaster, with aspect fierce and cane upraised, was about to punish one of his pupils, the little fellow said, quite innocently, and doubtless with some vague recollec- tion of a visit to the dentist, « Please, sir, may—may I take gas ?"— Ram's Horn. SO SAD, ISN’T IT? Life is a chess-board on which the white square is always placed between two black squares and the color of mourn- ing dominates.—AMadame Bourdon, SIDNEY LANIER ON FLORIDA. ‘Away back in 77 the poet Sidney Lanier wrote from qanee, Vorida, Cie ‘father lteratear, Bayard Tay. What would I not give to transport you from od Arouen stows inatanly tothe rine wen, the Fold oranges, the i enh all waters the liberal el "To-day the vitor to Florida will nd that fair Seate sulla fal onsen ot all thon enticing) catia de- picted by Lanier and augmented by the marvelous im: Provemcats in creature chmmforts which the last quarter Gi century has given to umanty. In Lanier ne a trip to Florida was a slow experience, while tora made vs the Southern ‘Kailea hot Line atthe saximum of speed and Wi fwom of taiguas "A double daily train service between New York and Jacksonville is, maintained over” this ‘ute, coniatng ofthe New Vork and Florida sshich leaves New York "at a5 P Mand carries Beoving oom Storpug cars Ge Charter ma, ‘amps ef eae saree oe ‘Alex. S. Thweatt, Eastern Passenger Agent, 1183 Broadway, New Vork. Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers 4 Do you ever make investments in Wall Steet ‘securities? Do you ever buy of wall stocks of bonds? Ht so, do. not fal Xo read " Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers"* cevery week in * Leslie's Weekly,*in which questions regarding stocks and bonds are honedtly and conservatively answered, and hints given as to the outlook in the @ock market from week to week. This is the moft reliable financial department publish- ‘ed in the United States, and thousands have tedtifed in wiiting that it has either made or saved them money. copy of “Leslie's Weekly” at your newsdealer's for ten cents, and see for tf, or send in a three mont! trial subscription to “Leslie's Weekly” for $1.25, abich will give you the right fo > fee an- swers to any stocks and bonds which you may ask. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. comicbooks.com