Judge — November 18, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ASH FOR and see that you get OLD CROW RYE Sold everywhere in bottles. Never sold in bulk, H.B. KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers, N.Y. WINTER EXCURSION RATES VIA SOUTH- ERN RAILWAY. Reduced-rate excursion tickets are now on sale from all parts of the North to winter re- sorts in Virginia, The Carolinas, Georgia, Florida, The Bahamas, Culu, Alabama, Mis- sissippi, Louisiana, Texas, and the far South- west. For detailed information apply to A. ‘Thweatt, EP. A., £185 Broadway, N.Y. City. Knicker—" What became of Jones ¢” Bocker—* Committed cashiericide.""— New York Sun. -| cows, hogs, turkeys, corn, cotton and LIVELY SOCIABLE IN PAW PAW. This lively account of a social function at Paw Paw, Missouri, comes from a local paper: “The ladies of the Methodist Episcopal Church held a fine time at Mrs. Sink’s house, which was a nice thing in every way. It was an ice-cream sociable to buy the pastor an overcoat, so that he may plod along this winter without freez- ing his weary bones. The ladies served the cream, but Deacon Dailey was in charge. ‘Be hoggish, folks,’ he called now and then, ‘Eat all you can crowd in, $o's the preacher can be warm this winter.’ Many young fellows brought their girls, and one did even worse than that by fetching a complete jag to the festival, His name shall not be men- tioned, as he spent thirty cents for ice cream, cating it all fervently, and we bet it didn't go well with that booze. But what matter? Seven dollars and ninety cents was realized from the affray—enough to buy Preacher Hicks a fine coat and leave one dollar and ninety cents for socks and other things.” ‘THE EDITOR EATS CROW. We announced early last spring that hereafter we would only accept subscrip- tions on a cash (money) basis, but the keen weather warns us that winter is ap- proaching, and we are constrained to recede from our former position and to say that we will now accept from sub- scribers—new and old - wood, groceries, S2 e President of U.S. (March 3rd, 1897) signed a bill passed by Congress and Sen- ate, permitting # as to bottle our whiskey in its } pPure natural state under sup- ervision of Govt. jals—Thus every bottle of ByU. S. Treasury . “Green Stamp™— positive proof {ahd Purity. ‘Submy Brook was the only Whiskey awarded Prize and Medal at St. Louls World's Fair. Avoid Whiskies not Guaranteed by U. S. any other little odds and ends that we can get, but we can no longer give town | lots as premiums to subscribers at one dollar a year,—AVanta (Ga.) Enter prise. Youn men and women who are properly equigped with a practical knowledge of cn ral AeCnd'no dimeulty in curing poakiows wlock pay well rom we weare If You Have Average Ability I Can Teach You Drawing My long and sarceesfal experience Tedhone witch are so arranged tat by A FULL YEAR'S ART INSTRUCTION FOR $30.00 Fach papll receives wy ows personal attention, and nade Polividaal to eae hea argent Write for my linstrated book." A NEW DOOR T Cen fare ct my cours. we te taking wp Ue wort imited numberof 13) we PicTé Kew Fer oer riees mae y] _ Stany one Lime address Grater Mamita ‘Stu ART alte 712, Flatiron Mal s guirer. “I love the days of bright October,” said Miss Oldgirl. “ Too bad that’s sighed her old-maid sister.— Buffalo £ UNAPPRECIATIVE DAD. When a man regrets that he didn't get much schooling in his youth, somehow his sons who have to go to school don't sympathize with him as much as he ee pected.—Archison Globe. all you have to lov. JUDGE HELPED TO GROW THIS PUMPKIN. You owe it to your face to get all possible comfort, convenience and safety in shaving. The creamy, soothing lather of Williams’ Shaving Stick guarantees these. ‘THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. My Twenty-fifth Thanksgiving Number Will be published about November 20th comicbooks.com