Judge — November 4, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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and see that you get OLD CROW RYE Sold everywhere in bottles. Never sold in bulk, H.B. KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers, N.Y. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THER LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Bullding, gycirs Sth Aves cor ad se. Yon BUSINESS ACTIVITY IN BROADHEAD. Our local hog-buyer sprung the market a few cents this week and captured Jack Cox's hogs. Gene is doing some good.— Broadhead (Wis.) Independent. IEXTENSION| VILAS-DIVEN CO. 961 LACKAWANNA AVENUE, ELMIRA, N.Y: Salecrooms Boston, Wi LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN STORIES. Send ten cents for one of our “Story Pic tures,” beautifully printed on heavy coated per. Each one is a complete story by iteelf, Par'with no reading matter, The litle ones will spend happy hours weaving their childish fancies into stories about the pictures. These pictures, pasted in an album, with their little stories written out, will make a most beautiful souvenir of a child's early life. For fifty cents we will send seven cuts, not one of them of a character to be out of place in a child’s hands. Address Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Soh BM tn 8 Menchar Sarees Warebones, @ Heekman Street, New York ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO OuDEE A CLEAN-UP IN DENVER. It takes the western towns for real live efforts at external reform. Denver has had an annual cleaning-up day. The mayor issued a proclamation making the following suggestions : If your store front, residence or fence is dingy, order it painted. If your awning is old, torn or faded, get a new one. If your sidewalk, gate or fence needs repairing, fix it. If your advertising sign is old and faded, take it down or paint it. Take all dandelions out of your lawn— they spoil its beauty. Destroy the young weeds that are start ing on your property and on your neigh- bor’s property. Burn all the rubbish possible—allow no one to throw it on streets, alleys or vacant lots. Promise not to spit on the sidewalk. Organize a block improvement society, and allow no weeds to grow on sidewalk, | area or vacant property in your block. Ask your milkmen, grocerymen and expressmen to have their wagons painted. Irrespective of the size of your house, make your lawn the finest. Illuminate the front of your store in the business section. Every effort put forth or dollar spent to improve our city’s appearance will be re- turned twofold. The city, too, set an example of clean- ing up, the result being that Denver is now neat as a pin. RED HAIR. An eminent man of science has re- cently declared that red-haired people are far less apt to grow bald than those with other colored hair. The average crop on the head of a red-haired person is only twenty thousand two hundred hairs. Ordinary dark hair is far finer, and over three dark hairs take up the space of one red one ; one hundred and five thousand are about the average. But fair-haired people are still better off; one hundred and forty thousand to one hun- dred and sixty thousand are quite a com- mon number of hairs on the scalp of a fair-haired man or woman, THE FARMER AND HIS CORN. To saw? To split? That's the question. Whether it is better to rip ‘em up Or get an axe And smite them. To feed, to eat, perchance to choke— Aye, there's the rub. For if we cleft them not The steers can't eat the corn this year. Whether it is better to buy a mill And saw the ears, Or get an axe and sweat and toil hew them down to size Where the steers can get them in their faces. —Kansas Agriculturist, MORGAN CONSTITUTION AND BY-LAWS. From Paris, by way of the London Express, comes this story of J. P. Mor- gan: “A dispute between Mr. Elwell, the curator of sculpture at the Metropol- itan Museum, New York, and Mr. Story, the acting director of the museum, was referred to the president, Mr. Morgan. “Mr. Morgan ordered Mr. Story to dismiss Mr, Elwell. Mr. Story pointed out that Mr. Elwell could not dis- missed summarily, nor would he allow himself to be suspended. “*Get a policeman,’ said Mr. Morgan. «+ But the by-laws,'—— Mr. Story be- gan. “«T am the by-laws,’ responded Mr, Morgan. « A policeman was accordingly sent for, and Mr. Elwell was hustled out of the museum by force.” HER as x oem: ‘SUNNY BRO BROOK DI DISTILLER’ gress and signed _by the Presi- fae dent (March B 3d, 1897) are fippure and un- adulterated. § We obey this law to Gold Medal at Se tons World's Fair. CO., Jefferson County, Ky. JACK’S GOOD FORTUNE. Jack the Giant Killer winked. “Lucky I didn’t run up against the baseball team or I wouldn't have my rep- utation,” he explained. Hereupon he whooped it up again.— New York Sun. A BACK NUMBER. The man in the iron mask pouted. “I don’t attract any attention since that football fellow got on his togs,” he wept. Herewith he regretted he hadn't pat- ented the scheme in the beginning. —Vew York Sun. TIMELY PEACE. “I'm mighty glad peace has been de- clared,” observed Peary. « Why so 2” asked his aid. « Because otherwise Linevitch might have been chased to the pole and thus beaten us out."—Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, The Truth Can be told about Great Western BORATED TALCUM ENNEN ‘s BARBERS Lave, sew decorery Enormous prot Sas at ight, Atdcoss SORU KAMI COMPANY A. TRIPP, MaxaceR WEST 224 STREET, NEW YORK The Prettiest Auto Piaure Out *JILTED® comicbooks.com