Judge — November 4, 1905 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Gold Medal¢ Chicago Newdrleans. Faris Grand Prize'tt*=t St.Louis Worlds Fair: Downtown —“ How did Binkers, the architect, become so poor ?” Uptown— He built a house for him- self."—Ram's Horn, Gira dry CHAMPAGNE Is second to no Champagne in the world, It is half the price of foreign makes, because there no duty or ship freight to pay on this American made Champagne. SERVED EVERYWHERE AMERICAN WINE CO., 8T. Louis ARCADIA MIXTURE “+ No one Wwho smokes URBRUG'S ARCADIA MIXTURE could ever attempt to describe tts delights.”" Why? The Tobaccos are all CA aged; thoroughly | Agelimproves flavors af midds pre- | "vents biting, | In the fig, Blending, oer ret Counttiey fom Surbrug’s 5 Sam sta class by itself a a |" —nothing so rich in flavor — 80 exhila- | A mild stimulant, The Delta, when it dawns be lasting. | AT YOUR DEALER'S. THE SURBRUG CO., New York City HE SCARED AWAY THE GHOST. A zealous young curate went to stay with some friends at a country house. On descending to breakfast each morn- ing he noticed his hostess inquired par- ticularly how he had slept, and seemed relieved, when he said he had passed a very good night. On the last morn- ing his hostess said, “Mr.—, you perhaps noticed how very particular we were in our inquiries every morning as to how you had slept, but the truth is that the room you occupied is said to be haunted, and we were anxious to know if you had seen the ghost.” “The ghost!" repeated the curate thoughtfully, “Oh, yes ; I do remember the first night I was here some fellow came and stood by my bedside.” “Oh!” said the company with great interest, ** and what did you do ?” “I said, * Please, will you give me a subscription for my Sunday school ?” He instantly disappeared and I never saw him again."—Ram's Horn. TURTLE IN THE MAIL. When the last western pouch was brought from the railroad station at Pat- erson and dumped on the distributing table at the post-office a huge snapping turtle walked out of the pouch and seated itself on top of the pile of mail, It then made its way to the stamp department. The turtle had enough stamps on its back to take it to its destination, but the paper containing the address had been lost in transit. Under the rules of the department, the turtle will be sent to the dead-letter office unless the sender can be found, and will forward enough stamps to cover its shipment back, Meanwhile, the carriers’ association has adopted the tur- tle, and, despite the department rules, talks hopefully of being able to relegate the turtle to the soup-pot.— Newark News, Teacher—“ Can you tell me the dif- ference between ‘ like‘ and ‘love’ Small boy—" Yes, ma'am. I like my father and mother, but I love pie."— Ram's Horn, GOOD MINING, If a girl has successfully nursed three kittens to maturity and good habits, she is competent to bring up several children. Somerville Fournal. “Old Wilkins quit drinking again last night.” * Honest ?” “Fact.” “ How did he come to do it ?" “ Tt.came his time to buy."—Afidwaukee Sentinel. nish sister, “I don’t mind your inroads upon my haberdashery, but you might at least give me a testimonial letter.” “ How do you mean 2” she demanded. “Well, you might say something like this: ‘Dear Jack—Since using your shirts and collars I am a new woman.’” —Milwaukee Sentinel. PARADISE FOR MEN. In Paraguay the women are in the pro- portion of seven to one sas compared with the men, The consequence is that the men are taken the greatest care of, and everything ‘which is unpleasant or might be risky to the life of a’ man is done by the women. The streets are cleaned, ships are loaded, oxen are driven by them, and it is even said that they have taken part in their country’s wars, acting as substitutes for their men folk. NOT IN PROPORTION. “Did you ever notice it?” ROMEIKE’S i Foard neraper repapet ‘Cippings which may ay eect fay tale on whick'you rant te. Une ard Senses sod searched. 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Knicker— Are they solid people ?” Stella—* They say that time is money. Bocker— No; 1 understand the taint] Be/da— Then you only pay about on their money’ is only plated."—Vew | enty-five cents on the dollar, dear."— York Sun. New York Sun. Mixe—"' Hey, Bill! S'pose we went over to that elaborate but inexpensive and lonely country mansion and found the place deserted and a pantry full of ple and a tub of gold In the cellar ?"" Bitt—" Very good, Mike; and, not wishing to dash this remarkable, not to say engaging, pipe-dream of yours, just suppose we sashayed across the velvety sweep of lawn and over the porteullis snd found a gentleman sleeping In yon mansion who should rise in a loud tone of voice, and with the assistance of a dog and a gun get busy ?"' 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