Judge — November 4, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Being an earnest student of whatever is admirable we have often narrowly ob- served the human eye, and it is our judgment, not hastily arrived at nor lightly uttered, that for downright excellence as a work of art, for superb skill as an interpretative instru- ment and for a certain beautiful facility in mirroring the ficeting shadows of the soul-depths, the human optic has a Water- bury watch beat a mile. We mention the watch simply because that is sup- posed to exhibit human skill at its neat- est and deftest tricks. But we see the human eye turn a trick every day that would fill a Waterbury watch’s sluggish movement with envious rage. Some eyes are as beautiful as an amethystian sunset in seas of opal streaked with sapphire, cobalt and attar of roses. And now and then you run on to a cold, lazy, loafing eye that looks like a piece of liver on a butcher's block. There is the calm eye and the excited, restless eye, and some eyes are full of dreams and dramas and drolleries, while others are the homes of little leering devils and debauches. A Texas judge has lately defined the goo-goo eye, and we take it that every ‘one would like to have the opinion, so that when he sees a goo-goo eye he may be on his guard. The opinion follows: “ By the term ‘ goo-goo ‘eyes’ is meant any con- tortion, unusual movement, or any fixed, unusual attitude of the eyes, provided the said contortion, unusual movement or unusual fixed attitude is made with the intent of attracting, alluring or conjuring the attention of any woman or female. Tt will be noted that such eyes, if made at an infant in arms, provided it is of the gentler sex, is unlawful upon the streets of the city. The ‘intent’ is the point upon which the main construction must he placed, A stare is a‘ goo-goo eye’ it it is committed with intent.” Judge Kirlicks further held that a wink, accom: panied by an intent, is a * goo-goo "; like- wise the cocking of an eye, ogling, mak- ing wide eyes, all come within the broad For Dandruff and Baldness. Packer's Tar Soap. Pure as the Pines An Ideal Shampoo with healing and antiseptic properties. Soothes the scalp. Strengthens the Hair. Recommended by Physicians. ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York. THE HUMAN EYE. |sweep of the term “ goo-goo,” if accom- panied by intent.” This opinion seems to be based on the| male goo-goo eye and its operations, and for that reason it is lack- ing in interest. To us or goo-goo eye is about as interesting as a Bermuda onion floating, in ‘a barrel of soft soap. 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