Judge — October 14, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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NOTHING WRONG. There is ome. at all the matter, my The world goes plugging along In the same old way from day to day, Singing her good old song. Maybe her songs grow old to you, ‘And maybe your hopes grow dim ; But there’s nothing at all the matter, my bo} ~— It's only your foolish whim. There is nothing at all the matter, my bo; You have only lost your hold ; Get back to the life and back’ to the strife, Get back to your work's enfold, There is work laid out for your hands to do, So stick to your task with vim ; There is nothing at all the matter, my bo! — It's only your foolish whim. There is nothing at all the matter, my bo} Stan by till your task is done ; It's the way for a place in the world’s mad race— It's the way that the end is won. There's a place at the top, but the way is long, Don't rail if your star grows dim ; Don't say that the world’s all wrong, my (a It's only your foolish whim. _Will F. Griffin in Milwaukee Sentinel, EXPLAINED. Mrs. Houskeep—* You're a big healthy man ; why «lon't you go to work *” Weary Walker—* Lady, I'll tell: yer me trouble. I'm an ‘unhappy medium.” Mrs. Houskeep—* What do you mean by that?” Weary Walker—« Well, yer see, I'm too heavy fur light work an’ too light fur heavy work." —Exchange. ONE EXCEPTION. “Life,” remarked the man who com- ments on things, “is just what we make it. “With possibly one exception,” rep ied Senator Badger. « And that is ?” “The assistance the janitor gives us now and then."— Louisville Courier- Journal. MUTUAL. here, James!" exclaimed slum-worker, visitng the jail. “Yes'm,” replied the new prisoner, who was in for burglary. “Well, well, I certainly am surprised.” “So was I, ma'am, or [ wouldn't be here."—Philadelphia Press. You the Willie - « What's papa’s eyes, mamma ?* Mamma— Nothing that I know of, Willie.” Willie—" Well, 1 heard him tell Mr. Jones that he had to have an eye-opener every morning."— Yonkers Herald. Oysters the matter with “The Feast of Reason OKLAHOMA GIRL’S CHALLENGE. 1 am a young lady, sixteen years old, and claim I can husk more corn than any kid of my age. To prove it I will meet any young man in a corn-husking con- test of eight hours for a ten-dollar purse, and if the boy beats me I will throw in a half-dozen kisses besides. Write me in care ot Review, Ingersoll, Oklahoma Territory. Lizzie JUMPER. — /ngersoll Review. Nothing like Abbot's An ostura Bitters for that “tired feeling ir all seasons. SURPRISING. Subbubs — “1 bought some chickens yesterday and started a poultry yard, and early this morning there were two col- ored men hanging around my place.” Colonel South—Yo' don't say, suh ? 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Would If a gentle jokesmith jabbers nutty non- sense in a way That causes you brain-softening to dread, Would you send him to a college where they try to hammer knowledge Into people that are foolish in the head ? — Cleveland Leader THE “SOMMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Bullding, sth Ay Pulreer ser LET THE CHILDREN TELL THEIR OWN ‘STORIES. Send ten cents for one of our “Story Pic- tures,” beautifully printed on heavy coated paper. Each one is a complete story by iteelf, but with no reading matter. The little ones will spend happy hours weaving their childish fancies into stories about the pictures. These pictures, pasted in an album, with their little tories written out, will make a most beautiful souvenir of a child’s early life. For fifty cents we will send seven cuts, not one of them of a character to be out of place in a child’s hands. 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