Judge, 1905-10-14 · page 14 of 20
Judge — October 14, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** from *Judge* magazine, with minimal satirical cartooning. The main cartoon depicts an "embarrassing" social situation: a woman addressing a judge about divorce, apparently having confused him with someone else. The humor relies on Victorian-era propriety—the woman's mortification at publicly discussing intimate marital matters with a stranger. The "Familiar Lines" section is a clever literary joke: it deliberately **misquotes and scrambles famous poems** (Byron, Burns, hymns, nursery rhymes), mixing opening lines together nonsensically. This satirizes how poorly educated people or careless speakers garble well-known literature. The remainder comprises liquor and patent medicine advertisements typical of the era—Hunter Whiskey, Club Cocktails, Grape-Nuts (marketed for digestive health), and various other products. These ads reflect early 1900s consumer culture and medicinal claims later regulated as false advertising. There is no apparent political satire on this page.
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Hunter Whiskey Never Disappoints This Has Won for It Phenomenal Success Sold at all first-class cafes and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. heteeeesesecesoosoooosooeoeesoesosseesesesessesesennassenssnnoneee, Me PPISIVIGIFIIIFEIDIFIIIIGS: No matter how homely a girl, is she can always remember at least one man who looked at her admiringly all the way out one evening in the street-car.—Som- erville Fournal. A GOOD thing is ‘usually a tar- get for imitators. Be sure to insiston CLUB COCKTAILS if you want the satisfaction that goes with a royal drink. It is not enough for imitators to use the same ingredients — the secret of CLUB superiority is the exquisite proportions of liquors used and the ageing. This formula cannot be imitated—so CLUB COCKTAILS remains the only brand. Seven kinds— Manhattan, Mar- tini, Vermouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. 6. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors Hartford New York London EEE ROMEIKE’S rep Ore etper ll newspaper pheh may appear aboot you. your ‘reads, Tach you want to be “up to date: periodical ‘or any sul hc Bevery Seveoerer United i of importance in the FAMILIAR LINES. sex (Argnat! so thatthe lle oes can always rene | | The boy stood on the burning deck, | His fleece was white as snow ; | He stuck a feather in his hat, John Anderson, my Jo! “Come back, come back!" he cried in grief, From India’s coral strands, The frost is on the pumpkin and The village smithy stands. Am La soldier of the cross From many a boundless plain ? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, Where saints immortal reign ? Ye banks and braes o' bonny Doon Across tne sands o' Dee, Can you forget that night in June My country ‘tis of thee ! Of all sad words of tongue or pen We're saddest when we sing, To beard the lion in his den— To set before the king. Hark ! from the tombs a doleful sound, And Phacbus ‘gins arise ; All mimsy were the borogroves To mansions in the skies. —Cleveland Leader Abbott's Angostura Hitters. make the best cocktail for family use. Druggists. PAILURE. “Oh, George, I don’t think that new safety razor of yours amounts to anything at all.” “Why not, dear?” * Because I tried to use it to-day, and I couldn't do anything with it.” + What were you trying to do with it?” “Iwas only trying to sharpen a pencil and it wouldn't cut a bit."—AJilwaukee Sentinel, “GOLD GOLD” HE SAYS, “ BUT COMFORT BETTER. + Goob,” “ Food that fits is better than a gold mine,” says a grateful man. “Before I commenced to use Grape- Nuts food no man on earth ever had a worse infliction from catarth of the stom- ach than I had for years [could eat nothing but the very light- est food and even that gave me great distress, + [went through the catalogue of pre- pared fools but found them all (except Grape-Nuts) more or less indigestible, generating gas in the stomach (which in turn produced headacne and various other pains and aches), and otherwise unavail- able for my use. “Grape-Nuts food I have found easily digested and assimilated, and it has re- newed my health and vigor and made me awell man again. The catarrh of the stomach has disappeared entirely with ait its attendant ills, thanks to Grape-Nuts, which now is my almost sole food i want no other.” Name given by Postum: Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Ten days’ trial tells the story. There's a reason. To prove the excclle nk people AMERICAN rope is Terms, $5.00 for peonotices, Hannay Romance, 93 Union Square, N- ¥. WILSON WHISKEY THAT’S ALL! EMBARRASSING. “That's the judge, mem, who will try your divorce case."* Poticeman. He's the perfect pic- Wouan (being sued by husband )—" How embarrassing! ture of my ering spouse.” The Truth Can be told about Great Western Champagne the Standard of smeriean Wass EFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES INSIST OF HAI ‘There is nothing to conceal in its produc- on. Itis PureGrape Juice, fermented and ed toe Sefer hatinaoes, possessing Reet and Raver that Connoisseurs. desire. Parte expostth 1900, Gi onkaT Wes: CUSHION = IF IN HASTE TAKE THE NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com