Judge, 1905-09-02 · page 12 of 16
Judge — September 2, 1905 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and brief humor pieces** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - Club Cocktails (bottled cocktail brand) - Wilson Whiskey - Miller High Life Beer - Pears' soap (with poetic tagline) - Allen's Foot-Ease (foot powder) - Various other products **Humor Pieces:** Small comic anecdotes appear throughout, including: - "Had Enough": A joke about someone claiming to see a sea-serpent, then leaving abruptly - "They Were Plentiful": A hotel guest mistaking bedbugs ("crimson ramblers") for the flower of that name **Other Content:** - A story promotion about riding the Pennsylvania Special locomotive - "The Prettiest Auto Picture Out" (an illustrated auto picture for sale) The page reflects early 20th-century advertising culture and light domestic humor typical of Judge magazine. There is no significant political satire or caricature present on this particular page.
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HE best guesser often makes the poorest cocktail — because the proper mixing of the various liquors always has him Guessing. CLUB COCKTAI the original bottled cocktail, are made after a scientific formula: the choicest of old liquors are blended in perfect pe portions. COCKTAILS is the only brand subjected to ageing before being bottled. Specify CLUB if you want the original and best. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Mar- tini, Vermouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York: G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors Hartford New York London “A NIGHT ON THE LOCOMOTIVE OF ‘THE PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL.’ ” ‘The New York “ Herald's” Thrilling Story of a Ride ‘on the 58-Hour Fiver. Few persons have not felt a desire to take a ride on he locthenorive of a last express train engine as it Fushes over the rails. Such an experience te flyer is especially ot given to every one to take such makes the interest the greater and t more keen. To tell its readers what a ride on the fastest long. fascinating is his story, #0 full of lile and 0 tole has en reprint i pamphlet form wi nginal sketches and photographs reproduced. tis a fetarkabte racial of ne stzactons Saperianced inthe Tocomotive cab, and of the iron nerve and clear hich guard the fastest and most notable train ‘A copy of the story will be f ‘copy of the story will be sent on receipt of a two- cont ‘leleg by Ceothe W. Bord, General Passenger Agcot, Petnativania, Railroad, Broad’ Street Statin, ladelphia, ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioutng Juoce when answering advertisements The Prettiest Auto Picture Out *JILTED*® 1 could be happy with either, ‘Were “tother dear charmer away.” PA lowed ote dsothe picture, in sepia on heavy coat Uipaper Ehatie for Fanise. wae 107°8 15°78 scl packed ed, to any address the United States upon receipt of price, TWENTY-FIVE CENTS Adin Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New HAD ENOUGH. Yeast— You say you saw a real sea- serpent down at the beach ?” Crimsonbeak— That’s what I did.” Yeast— But why did you come home 0 soon ?” Crimsonbeak—“ Oh, when I begin to | see sea-serpents I've had enough."— Yon- - | kers Statesman, For a run.down system take the Tonic Ab- bott's Angostura Bitters. At druggi:ts’ and grocers’, “THEY” WERE PLENTIFUL. Planeley— Yes ; I've been there. Of course it’s a quaint little country hotel, but ”"— Romanz — “Isn't it, though? I was there in June, and the place was just full of crimson ramblers "— Planeley—* Ha, ha! that's a good name for them. I think there must have been | a thousand of them in my beil the night I stopped there."— Catholic Standard. We have been for a number of vears person. ally familiar with the Sohmer Piano, and be- | lieve it has no superior in those excellent quali- ties which make a perfect instrument. It is to be especially praised for its volume, richness and carrying powers. No person can hear it played without being convinced of its superi- ority. HOW MUCH WOULD BE PLEASANT? In taking up a goat on the square last evening Constable Balliet_ was butted more than was pleasant.—Leesville Light. USE ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. A pordet to be shaken into the shoes, Your fet lee protlen, eervous and damp, and get tiredeasily. If you have smarting feet or tight shoes, try Allen’s Foot- Ease. ‘cools the leet and makes walking easy. Cures swol- len, sweating feet, ingrowing ails: biisters and callous sects, Relieves corns und bunions ofall pain and gi rest and comlort. Try it faday. Sold by all di and shoe-stores for asc. Don't accept any substit Trial package FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Roy, Pears “Beauty and grace from no condition rise; Use Pears,’ sweet maid’ there all the secret lies.” Sold everywhere. LAUGH THREE MONTHS FOR A QUARTER. ‘Send twenty-five cents for a three-months’ subscrip- sen 10, he omy Aiea 7, Replete with short, bumoroas ret jokes. Foll of fun and langhter. ‘ese che’ ‘bing See the tied business man, the distracted housewise, and children.” fes bubbling good nature fa Address Jadge Company, 225 Fourth Ave.. ROMEIKE’S fy Sr eh Papen plivollge Oe amnion hy mg pyle) es ant 10 be “up to date.” nce In the roo notices. Haney etic ‘Union Square, N.Y. AMERICANS TO BE PROUD OF. Send 75 cents for our collection of eight "beautiful pictures (from 11 1-2x17 to tg 1-4x 24 1-4 in size) for pattiotic Amer- icans. The ‘series includes two tepro- ductions in colors from paintings of Pres- ident Roosevelt and ot martyred Presi- dent McKinley, with half-tohes of Com- modore Schley, take on the deck of his hattle-ship ; Rear-admiral Sampson, typi- cal naval scenes, etc. The collection is WILSON WHISKEY THAT'S ALL! WITH THE CHANGE OF A LETTER. I gave her a sonnet— ‘She sighed, ‘" Oh, it bores me!"* | gave her a bonnet, ‘And now she adores me unsurpassed in interest and value. 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