Judge — July 29, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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BOY’S TRIP TO THE MOON. In the recent county examinations in the Morris county schools one of the 9 w, a, iteimicmiattrnmarc|| Lea & Perrins DINNER Ea rite an imaginary story on +A trip to Sauce COMPLETE COMPLETE OUT WITHOUT john Duffy, twelve years old, handed wy : 4 i = THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE iT iT |in ‘the followin “Many peopie would think it absurd to take a trip to the moon. My trip was an accident. I was on the Mary Jane, going to India, We had just passed Junder the equator when a storm struck us. I jumped ona hatch and went flying up in the air like a witch on a broomstick. | ‘#1 looked down tosee the Mary Jane sink beneath the sea. All at once some- |thing hooked me up by the seat of the trousers and hoisted me into the air. “1 looked up and saw my old friend, Santos Dumont, going by in his air-ship. 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I called to him and he pulled me up. He was very much surprised and also glad to see me. He asked me to go to the moon with him, and as there was nothing else to do, | agreed. He then turned on full power and we reached the moon in two seconds. It was very cold and the man in the moon loaned me a pair of his mittens. They were nearly as large as our schoolhouse. That night I slept in one of them. In the morning I hired some of the man in the moon's servants to carry them around for me. At dinner- time he set before me a barrel of lamb chops, a large tankard of tea and a clothes-basket full of bread. He was very much surprised to find that I did not eat it all at one meal. “ After dinner we went out to see his mountains. He told me not to go too near the edge, and then went into the house. I wanted to see how the earth looked from the moon and peeped over the edge. 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