Judge, 1905-07-29 · page 14 of 18
Judge — July 29, 1905 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The left column contains "Bulletin Bubbles"—brief, witty observations on everyday life (peaches, noses, haste). These are light social commentary rather than political satire. The cartoon "Still in the Hospital" is a mild joke: a man waits at a hospital for a boy who went off before the Fourth of July holiday and hasn't returned. The humor lies in the man's patient, deadpan acceptance—he's still waiting, unclear if the boy will ever come back. Most of the page consists of **advertisements**: Hunter Whiskey (which won a grand prize), Cook Remedy Co. (advertising a "blood poison" cure—likely for syphilis, using the medical euphemism common then), Wilson Whiskey, and a "Den" decoration service offering art reproductions. The content reflects early 1900s consumer culture and advertising practices rather than political commentary. There are no identifiable political figures or satire of current events visible on this page.
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BULLETIN BUBBLES. ‘The best peach is to be pitted. Blue points—reasons for being so. Some people got their noses by hook: or crook. More people mind babies than babies N mind. A town named Haste would be a poor place to get married in, If the steeple-climber is given a title, let it be a high one.—Philadelphia Bul- WHISKEY letin, Cellarette, sideboard, sleeping-ca , gostura Bitters. Adds zest and flavor, aids digestion. ONLY AS FAR AS G. Young men in China who have some THE HONOR smattering of English are opening what they call Anglo-Chinese schools in Shang- OF THE hai and neighboring towns. One of these schools frankly advertises its limitations, English taught as far as the letter g.” —Missions Bulletin, In the warerooms of Sohmer & Co., Sohmer building, 170 Fifth avenue, the reader will find instruments that cannot be surpassed, and the purchaser is perfectly assured of getting the AT THE ST. LOUIS EXPOSITION, best article in the market at a very reasonable WAS AWARDED figure. WHY HE SPORTS AN AUTO. “That poet didn’t make a dollar out of his great epic poem ?” « Exactly.” e « And his * Ode to America’ fell flat?” “That's what,” IS. € “ Well, how is it he rides in an auto- mobile now ?” “My friend, he’s the author of a popu- lar song entitled, * My Honey's Black ez FOR THE HIGHEST ORDER OF de Chimbly-back, Jump-crow in de Maw-| MERE: IN’ ALE THE ELEMENTS nin’ !"—Atanta Constitution. OF A PERFECT WHISKEY Sold at all first-class cafés and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN & Haltimore, Md. BLOOD POISON STILL IN THE HOSPITAL. we have wade. the curs of Hod Pezon & Fine-cracken—"* What you lingering voibkine dine” Specialty. "Blood Polson Permanently Cured. round here for, Mr. Rocket? Thought “ Nothing doing” seems modernenough;| If You can be treated at home under samme gust- you were going off on the Fourth.” = is it slang? In the “Creevy Papers anty. Capital $sc0,c00 We solicit the most Rocker—" Why, the fact is. the little : Cbatinate cases. Ifyou have exhausted the old there is a letter written to Thomas Creevy |[M methods of treatment and still have aches boy with me went off before | did and by a Dr. Currie, dated May 15st, 1803. He |] and paing. Mucous Patches in, Mouth, ‘Sore hasn't got back from the hospital yet, is referring to Napoleon: We are all| IM on 'onv part ot the body, Hair of Eyebrows and | am waiting for him.” cursed flatt here about the spunnet nego-|[f fang tt, wrte lor proc of cares. too-pase tiations. Nothing doing. Everything stag- —— nated. We shail have war, because it is COOK REMEDY Co. just the most absurd thing in creation.”"—|[M 1480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Cbleage IL, U.S. A ‘New York Sun. DEN is no longer considered the luxury it once was—it is now a necessity in every home where comfort is placed first. Unframed pictures play an important part, if skillfully used. Send two 2-cent stamps for our illustrated Blue Booklet on Inexpensive Dens. It is full of valuable hints. Special Combination Offer for Den Work. We will send prepaid to any address in the United States, upon receipt of TWO DOLLARS, the follow- ing beautiful copyrighted pictures : Three delicately tinted reproductions of Stanlaws’s beautiful water- color paintings, on fine paper, about 15 x 8; four of Stanlaws's pen ink studies, heavy coated paper, 1434 x 1034, suitable for framinx: four of James Montgomery Flagg’s American Girl Series, sepia tints heavy plate paper, 1134 x 934; three groups of Flagg’s miniatures printed on fine card-board—one two-head, one three-head and four-head group; and four Motto Cards, with small cut in upper left- hand corner, suitable for illuminating or as gift cards, printed on heavy board, 74x 6. If colored by hand, they will make beautifal gifts. Address Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. comicbooks.com