Judge — July 1, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A TICKLISH PROBLEM. | Now and then a man is confronted by a situation which tries him in every part of his mentality. Judg- ment, tact, sympathy, humanity, propriety, ery impulse of a gentleman are put | test, and yet the case per se may he in the extreme. Here is the case nt: A gentleman found himselt in church directly behind a lady ad one of these open-work shirt- on. Presently he saw a large, ss-like mosquito saunter over on ing and hover menacingly about y's shoulder. Culex came to a halt ¢ saw something interesting and opped down plump in the middle and tot! trivi in seate sho busi lay ady’s back, arranged his operating | settled to work, whole transaction was so thrust ¢ face of the man behind the lady that he was. instantly absorbed to that extent that the sermon was lost at once and everything save the merciless drilling of that pest before him. He noted the ab- ay in which the carnivorous insect business and how shrewdly he ntage of the open-work effects of y's garment. But away beyond that was the calculated malice of the var- mint in locating just where it would be impossible for the lady to reach him by ture available at that particular uring the stillness of a church forgo’ hate:! rupt got to took the “You may become bal: balda will not become you.”’ Systematic Shampooing with Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines healthy hair and scalp and prevents premature baldness Ihe Packer Mfg. Coy New York. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE 1ST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Qxy,miercom 3h Aven cor wad St. Fore” jsouth, comes an enthusiastic letter about | Postum, A CUTTING RETORT. “A woman's bonnet would not cost much if it wasn’t for the trimming,” said the miserly husband. “ Neither would a man’s whiskers,” | answered his wife.—Ram's Horn, Now, see what a problem faced this gentleman, Naturally his whole nature was roused. His im- pulse was to mash the everlasting daylights out of that despicable crea- ture—the mosquito, not the lady. His hand felt the pull of the comnianding nerve, but another nerve-thrill from head- quarters restrained it. He couldn't slap ata mosquito on a strange lady's back in church! ‘Then the wires got busy, as it were. Every brain-cell was tingling with excitement. - Every instinct of humanity, every impulse of a gentleman calied him to the lady's assistance. But the service dronedon, the woman’sshoulders twitched, but she maintained a stoic calm, and old | culex bored on. Gentlemen, what would you have done? | He might have gently, quietly, noiselessly, brushed the creature away by a motion light as air, but others looking on would not have seen the mosquito, but only the caressing ges- ture toward the lady's back. Moreover, how could any live man make a pass at a mosquito and not put a nitroglycerine charge into the shot? And if he had hit her in the back there would have been # rumpus and a scandal. And there you are. It's a ticklish problem, IN COLONEL'’S TOWN THINGS HAPPEN. | From the home of the famous “ Keyhnel Keeyartah of Cartersville,” away down | «Twas in very delicate health, suffering from indigestion and a nervous trouble so severe that I could hardly sleep. The doc. tor ordered me to discontinue the use of the old kind of coffee, which was like poison to me, producing such extreme dis- turbance that I could not control myself. But such was my love for it that I could not get my own consent to give it up for some time, and continued to suffer, till my father one day brought home a packaye of Postum Food Coffee. “Thad the new food drink carefully prepared according to directions, and gave it a fair trial. It proved to have a rich flavor and made a healthy, wholesome and delightful drink. To my taste the addition of cream greatly improves it. | “ My health began to improve as soon as the drug effect of the old coffee was re-| moved and the Postum Coffee had time to. make its influence felt. My nervous trou- bles were speedily relieved and the sleep which the old coffee drove from my pillow always came to soothe and strengthen me after I had drunk Postum—in a very short time 1 began to sleep better than [| had for years before. I have now used Postum Coffee for several years and like it better and find it more beneficial than | when I first began. It is an unspeakable joy to be relieved of the old distress and sickness.” Name given by Postum Com- pany, Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book, * The Road to Wellville,” in each package. Do you get up tired and feel tired all day? Try a tablespoonful of Abbott's Angostura Bit- ters in sweetened water before meals. At grocers’ or druggists’. THE DARING ONE. He stole a kiss! So quick ‘twas done She did not know what he was at. He never stole another one— She gave them to him after that. —Philadelphia Press. UNREASONABLE. He—"So your father thought I wanted to marry you for your money. What did you say?” She—*1 persuaded him that you didn’t, | and then he said if that was the case you | hadn't any sense."—Detroit Journal. ONLY BY COMPARISON. Fack—"1 declare, Helen is getting prettier every day.” Dick—" You only think that becatise every time she comes out she has an uglier bulldog."— Chicago News. A large a col a bottle of Evans’ Ale makes a long cool drink ‘One swallow does not make you ahiver, bat a bottle cools you off. eET IT KNOW! &n Benn, Madson, §. ¥. Great men and great corporations are in some things alike. A great man is one who adds to ability the desire to do good. A great corporation is one with a noble purpose, daily fulfilling it. Such isthe PENN MUTUAL LIFE, MYSTERY GROWS LESS. “When you go to the city and see the multitudes of people you wonder how they all live,” remarks a rural philoso- pher; “but after the city fellows get through with you the mystery is not so great as it was.” LIKES PLENTY OF DRAUGHT. “ Let 's go into this saloon here, where the windows are all open,” said the thirsty one. Just so; there is plenty of draught,” assented the other thirsty one as he pushed the swing-doors in. Coates’ Original Plymouth Gin PURE—DRY, Flavor Unequaled. The Standard for 200 Years. Best for Rickey, High Ball or Fizz. The only genuine has the MONK on the label. New York and Kentucky Co. GOING AND COMING. Depend upon it, the coming man fins it hard going before he arrives. THOUGHT OF IT OFTEN. Katherine—* Think of marrying aman for his money ! Babette—" Yes ; I've often thought of it, but [ could never get hold of the man,” —Detroit Free Press. TO ART LOVERS-FREE. 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