Judge, 1905-05-27 · page 11 of 16
Judge — May 27, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising** with several short satirical pieces typical of Judge magazine's format. **Main cartoons/articles:** 1. **"The Up-to-Date Dog"** and **"Cleveland Railway Reform"** — brief social commentary on modern pet fashion and transit system accountability, suggesting progress in everyday life. 2. **"The Tombstone Censor"** — satirizes cemetery authorities who censor epitaphs to remove accusations and vindictive messages from grieving relatives. The joke: mourners wanted to use tombstones to settle old scores (e.g., blaming employers for deaths), but censors now enforce bland, formal language. This mocks Victorian propriety and suppression of genuine emotion. 3. **"Took Wrong Tack"** — humorous anecdote about a young man faking poisoning to scare his girlfriend; she calls for ipecac instead of rushing to help him, exposing his manipulation. 4. **"Dame Nature Hints"** — testimonial about switching from coffee/breakfast foods to Postum cereal drink, resolving digestive issues—essentially an advertorial. The remainder consists of **product advertisements** (Trimble Whiskey, Prudential Insurance, Sohmer Pianos, etc.).
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