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This page contains several satirical pieces about early 1900s American politics and society: **"Judge's Little Arteries"** mocks the wealthy, suggesting they're disconnected from ordinary people's struggles. **"The President's Texas Welcome"** appears to reference President Roosevelt's travels, praising his character and democratic principles while contrasting him with southern politicians. The text suggests Roosevelt maintained integrity despite regional prejudices. **"On the Nib of the Pen"** discusses Roosevelt's hunting and personal qualities, presenting him favorably. **"The Gruesome Cigarette Trust"** critiques monopolistic business practices in tobacco manufacturing, supporting legislative action against trusts. **"An Auto Criticism"** (bottom illustration) satirizes early automobile culture, likely mocking either the vehicles' unreliability or drivers' pretensions. The overall tone favors progressive reform and Roosevelt while attacking corporate monopolies and regional prejudice.

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An old coat tha better on you tan {new one that ain't —but, then, is the looks of the soirment nowadays and not the feel of it that counts, IN THE NIB OF THE PEN, NCE Mr. Rockefeller wealth in small packages for the enlightenm has begun to hand out bis the benighted we may next hear that he bas offer rer in Kansas. fred thousand ty s ug ord ete the President R yround wsevelt hay a happy knack of cutting, nou Vor ine his captious critics. stance, be has had it announced that on this hunting Uip he’s buying ilroad tickets the same as any other passer Isn't it up to the Mr. ¢ Something like t Bu And all we ne vit iy the mas Hoot, mon! hoot, mon! € all colle for instance ey to dedicate a‘ yell” ? lames elaka, uka! boom, boom, boot yom, zoom, zoom ! Boomeal! rene; Osler has been refuted. The fory-tosixty-yearolds “Who's Who in A university has figured out that the awe fifty-four. a fouret aay now rest fF Dexter of the Hlinvis of distinct easy. 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THE PRESIDENT'’S T F ANY EVIDENCE were tured the hearts of the nit would be supplied by th Texans at th: these United St ome he received at the Without reserve, whole: t Roosevelt 1 nil Te ands of the sect Ari. ple of the Alamo exte tset of his huntin: ly, the p Mr, How and of f may be called 1 Sof birth and un-bring the west stirred the hearts of those who love ad anime fed to him the right hand endship, vell is fortunate almost fent in wil ond prec His cowboy life in enture. ehim atrance where peril pd esteem. WI braved in the service of country, create irsationnt 1 Serious: state and conservative leaders hesitated, there was his record as governor to inspire contidence, And througlt all this varied career ran the serious occupations of historian and st of problems. Then comes the wave of val bitterness, sweeping like st evil wraith across the south, and lot Roy blood-relat finally, on this trip to Texas, the point to San Antonio as the very spot where, at the head of bis rough riders, he set out for Cubs in 18y8. In his San Antonio speech Mr. Roo: velt gives fresh evidence of his r ble ability to use eats of {on bis undoubted title describing the start of his ed that E would ret Wt has always seemed evelt is able to show his southern ancestry, fails to honor, Aw herner never w ship which your trae se awh ifr friendship. To the San Antonians, afte rough riders, he said, Ne human being his career to cltim and secure ae sinipy | real where seven years hater sts president,” tome that one of the yreatest lessons son of brotherhood. : eight by the civil war was the les- vare the b » he went forward to batth t hand abas ti You, my fr who wore the gray, eel of you whi was concerned with abe left was not what the man’s ancestry was; Master; Ss. who 3 youymy frien what nd the man oii his how he worshiped his wt the man on his ri sLas to what his profession was or his means what you wanted ty know was whether be would stay where put. If lie did: vou were for him, and if he did not you were against him.’ The apostle of the" square deal” hats rshort cut te the hearts of the southern pe they may not axree with his an ever-grow wlitics, bu! © man and president they have AN AUTO CRIT “The poetry of motion eh. J It's D-blankety. b-blank verse comicbooks.com