Judge — February 4, 1905 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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LOCAL NEWS. From the Venice Maly) Tribune.) ONEY at reason- able rates loaned on good security at Shylock's. eodtf. Get your job- printing done at the Tribune office. Antonio's smiling face was observed on the Rialto yesterday. He is looking swell. Shylock has a new gaberdine, It's a daisy, Shy. Bananas are near- ly ripe. Portia of Hel- mont, here, is attending lectures at the law-school and re- near ports good progress, Court call to-mor- row—Shylock vs. An- tonio, Grat JUDGE'S FAVORITES. uiss Evie GREENE IN“ DU You are the sprightly siren ‘That captures quick the town, While bright the ungrabbed jewels Beam in your dainty crown. oF DaNTzi no was a caller at Portia's dom- icile Sunday eve. Ah, there Jessica was to the theatre Saturday N-r-ssa! And you would bulge with shekelt And n hats and gowns, And glide around in steam-yachts who And never know fate's frowns, night, Guess with, If you but a commission Looks Could land upon the fly On half the luscious roses That rapt dudes for you buy like we might have a moist spring. Bassanio of this It ain‘t any of our business, but to us it looks like this young man was going through his money pretty quick. some people ha’ place has a new suit. We might add that not paid their subscriptions to the Zridune. We print no names, but if Bassanio don’t settle we'll: take his name off the list, Venetian blinds and spaghetti at the General Store, 200 Rialto, Adv. THE MAIN POINT. asserts the reformer with the extremely high brow and the rapt expression in the eyes, “L expect to settle the divorce problem.” “You'd be doing a lot more good," says the man with the rolling-pin bumps on his head and the flat-iron dodge in his eyes, “if you would devise a quick and easy way of settling the divorce expenses.” TRUE FORTITUDE. His riancee—"N-no, Chimmie; don't. We must begin to econo- mize.” SAGENESS OF AGE. [HE antiques in the attic were discussing life. «Old things are n ver appreciated,” grumbled the rare por- trait of a once conspicuous beauty, “The trouble is,” sagely obser fe ed the ragged volume of a first edition, # we reall victims of circumstances. If we could get out of here where some millionaires could sce us we might be bought up as finds.” Whereupon the spinning-wheel took a turn at the talk. SOMEWHAT CHANGED. i same oid but eas it was ——But this hole wasn’t in the ice.” comicbooks.com