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Mrs, Ferguson had just returned from an entertainment and was in ecstasies over a young-woman’ elocutionist who had taken part in it. “She had on a trained gown of dark- purple velvet,” she said, “with bodice trimmed in deep-cape collar of real Irish face and lace cuffs. She wore her hair pompadour and had a diamond cluster at her throat + What did she recite 2" Ferguson. ‘Something about a little girl whose mother lost her in the park, or somewhere. - forgotten the name of it. You know | enough what a wretched memory I But it was awfully pathetic. What vou grinning about, I'd like to know ?” hicago Tribune. asked Mr. ces the nerves, builds up the blood, qthens every way— Abbott's Angostura fother—* Have you informed Mr. gins of my decision, that the gas in “parlor must be turned out promptly ai ten o'clock ?* vetty daughter—* Oh, yes !" fother—* How did he receive the in- vation 2" ‘vetty daughter— Oh, he thanked me, ! said he'd be here at exactly three minutes to ten hereafter." — Harper's jaar, Mr. Smith,” said the neighbor's boy, “pa sent me over to borrow your morn- ing paper.” * Haven't time to lend it to-day, Bob- by.” replied Mr, Smith. “But here's three cents. Tell him I'll send over for it when I need it, same as I do when he borrows the paper. cinnati Com- mercial Tribune. “‘You may become bald, but baldness will not become you.”” Systematic Shampooing with Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines means healthy hair and scalp and prevents premature baldness ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York. “Some churches, I believe, make it compulsory for the women to wear their hats in church. That seems strange, doesn't it 2” “Oh, no; that’s just a scheme of the clergy to interest the women and keep them in regular attendance.”—Philadel- phia Press. Dandruff Men once a week, women oncein “two weeks, should wash the head with a copious lather of warm water and Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. It will remove and keep out dandruff. Be sure and get Glenn’s Sulphur Soap Sao a rae ewes oma ogee Te (CRITTESTON CO., 115 Palten 8, New York. ‘i Hat an Whinter Dye, Black or Brows 0 ca Tommy—"1 can count up to five on me fingers, can't I, ma 2" Ma— Yes, Tommy ; but don't brag. I saw little boy no older than you to-day who could count up to fifty.” Tommy—“Gee whiz! Where did he get all them fingers?” — Philadelphia Press. We have received from Messrs. Small, Maynard & Company, Boston, « Eight. cen Miles from Home,” by William T. Hodge. It is a quaint little story which will be sure to please almost any kind of| reader. “They're comparatively rich, aren’t they 2” “ Well, 1 wouldn't say * comparatively,’ but ‘relatively.’ They have a rich uncle of | whom they expect great things.”"—Phila- delphia Public Ledger. HAPPY CHILDHOOD. RIGHT FOOD MAKES HAPPY CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY ARE HEALTHY. Sometimes milk does not agree with children or adults. The same thing is true of other articles of food. What agrees with one sometimes does not agree with others, But food can be so prepared that it will agree with the weakest stomach. Asan illustration—anyone, no matter how weak the stomach, can eat, relish and di- gest a nice hot cup of Postum coffee with a spoonful or two of Grape-Nuts poured in, and such a combination con- tains nourishment to carry one a number of hours, for almost every particle of it will be digested and taken up by the system and be made use of. A lady writes from the land of the magnolia and the mocking-bird, ‘way down in Alabama, and says: “I was led to drink Postum because coffee gave me sour stomach and made me_ nervous. Again, Postum was recommended by two well-known physicians for my children, and I feel. especially grateful for the benefit derived. “ Milk does not agree with either child, so to the eldest, aged four and one-half, years, I give Postum with plenty of sweet cream. It agrees with her splendidly, regulating her bowels perfectly, although she is of a constipated habit. “For the youngest, aged two and one- half years, I use one-half Postum and one- half skimmed milk. I have not given any medicine since the children began using Postum, and they enjoy every drop of “A neighbor of mine is giving Postum to her baby, lately weaned, with splendid results. The little fellow is thriving fa- mously.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Postum agrees perfectly with children and supplies adults with the hot invigor- ating beverage in place of coffee. Liter- ally thousands of Americans have been helped out of stomach and nervous dis- eases by leaving off coffee and using Postum Food Coffee. Look in package for the little book, “ The Road to Well- ville.” THE “SOHMER”? HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS She—* They say that the best husbands are always thoughtful in little things. Are you that way, Mr. Smith ?” Smith—No. Idon't have to be; my wife always calls my attention to them before I have a chance to think."—Defroit Free Press. Neighbor—« How long, did you stay at the clab yesterday, Jones ?” Fones— Oh, the best part of the even- ing. ‘rs. Fones— Why, John, you came home in half an hour !" Fones—" Well ?" “Want some money, do ye 2” said the kind old lady. “Now, I wonder ef ye deserve it. What would ye do with a penny ef I gev it to ye?” « Lady," replied the polite beggar, “yer kindness would touch me so dat I'd buy a postal-card wid de money an’ write yer a note o’ thanks."—Catholic Standard and Times. Dees: BrICuReS note the creamy All Dota restaurants, cafes, oyster and chop honsea and ¥ ‘Liading Deaierss |? « N8 & BONA, Hudson, N.Y. told yourffather that I just dote She And what did he say 2” He—“ That I had better find an anti- dote."—New York Afail. 1 saw anew game piaet on a grocery man last evening which proved to me that the average American boy is cer- tainly up to snuff. The youngster in question ran into the crowded store and yelled to the proprietor, “Say, take this, will yer 2” “Certainly, my little man.” « Three pounds of your forty-cent candy, four Pounds of sugar at six cents, five pounds of those twenty-five.cent figs, and two dozen of them twenty-five-cent or- anges. Got all dat ?" “Yes. Well, how much does it come to ?” Just three dollars and nineteen cents.” “Tanks ; dat's me arithmetic fer to- morrow.”—Albany Fournal, [A guesswork cocktail is always a new experiment. You rarely get the sane thing twice from the same mix CLUB ‘COCKTAILS are scien- tifically blended from choicest liquors. Their aroma, taste, strength, are always uniformly ex- cellent, and their ageing is a virtue the tried taster can appreciate. Always ready. ust strain through cracked ice and serve. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Martini, Ver- mouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. G F HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sofe Proprietors Hartf New York London brewing.” PIANOS Sohmer Building, Serene Sew Sth Ave., cor 22d St. Forks has all the characteristics of the gi beer brought to perfection. “It Is the choicest product.in the art of Mild and delicious in flavor, neat and attractive in appearance. It Is the crowning triumph of a. bottled beverage. Ask for High Life. THE BEST ME vaiwasiee Beer IF IN HASTE TAKE THE