Judge — December 3, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Old tady—" Why do you, go around THE BOOK BUSINESS. “Oh !" sneered the se important law-| Dick—Do you know that you begging instead of working ?” The publishers consulted yer who was cross-examining, you think] taller in the morning than you are Tramp—*"T'll tell youse de truth, ma- The author of renown. you know it all, don’t you 2” night 2" ‘am. 1 begs ter git money fer whiskey.” The offer which resulted « Notquite,” replied the witness. “For! — Séick— Well, | know that Lam ‘shi Old tady—" But why do you drink| (The man was quite insulted) instance, | don’t know how you manage er’ at night."—Detroit Free Press. whiskey ?” Was fifty thousand down. to secure an occasional client."—Chicago Tramp— So's ter git up me courage News. rales s : ter go ‘round an’ beg, ma’am."—Chicago| They came to terms at double. — Have you done anything to ins Daily News. The papers got the news “ They say the president is very friendly | Public confidence in you ? l — And blew a mighty bubble toward Senator Crane. “ My dear sir,” answered Senator S| Bitters that benefit mind and body—Abbott’s| (Who paid them for their trouble ?) “So I've heard.” ghum, “I don't seck to inspire co: Angostura build up wasted tissue, brighten up | Of comments and reviews, “T s'pose he'd like him better if his|dence. I am lucky if I can avoid in the mental, and make new men and women. . . name had been Stork."—Cleveland Plain | ing suspicion."— Washington Star. | With eagerness they printed pete aaa eee . Each rumor piping hot. . = A Philadelphia banker began six months | The critics gravely hinted cps es tscett _| Patrick—« Shure, Bridget, an’ did ago the custom of giving his wife a book] (in ¢olors deltly tinted) De Style—« That artist is quite clever | know that they aire votin’ wid. machi | full of blankcheeks which he had properly ‘Some details of tke plot he has had some of his pictures on the | poy, p+ signed. salut Oho wares twartallcw ESYou are welcome to use these as you| Now came the readers rushing, Gunbusta— Interborough or Manhat-| yprideet—" Oh. warra t warta | war | ce fit,” he said, * but I want you to write All eager for the chance ?"—New York Sun, eiae Terie dl wed arena | see fit,” he said, y All eager r : any way ?"— Philadelphia Telegraph. | on the stubs just what each check went] O’erloud with praises gushing y 8 | for. ‘Then at the end of six months I'll] (Strange that no one was blushing) You look bared somewhat”” look over the stubs.” They ordered in advance. «Not at all. T was merely think- ‘The other day the six months came to] yn hag ' an end and the husband began his in-| And then the famous writer, spection. With calm and placid look; i "You say here,” he said, “that cheque} And debts and spirits lighter | OU’D know a Kipli two-hundred and'seventy-two, for twenty-| (Thanks to each ready biter) ; = story without his s } five dollars, went for church expense: Sat down to write his book. Little grains of powder, Nature. CLUB COCKTAI What church expenses were these The Reader. Little gobs of paint, are in the same class. Th} “A new bonnet,” the woman replied. Make a girl's complexion qualities are always recogniz| Philadelphia Press. Pincher—*\ believe in that old saying Look like what it ain't. by the particular man. about taking care of the pennies, You —Minneapolis Fournal. Manhattan, Martini, Vd — know it, don't you 2” — mouth, Whiskey, Holland G Your daughter's music is improving,” | Spenders— Oh, yes. ‘Take care of] Worry seems to be so popular that erie pene said the professor, * but when she runs] the pennies and the dollars will take care] when one shouts for joy he's in some|\ . EIN & BRO., propre the scales I have to watch her pretty |of your heirs.'"—Philadelphia Press. | Janger of disturbing the peace. —cldlanta WARTFORO NEW YORK.” LONOO! closely.” Constitution, WILLIAMS "3:4" son ritch. + He made his money in the grocery| “It used to please me,” said Olden, business."—Philadelphia Public Ledger. |""to have the barber ask me if | wanted a shave when 1 was a youngster.” — “Yes?” «What d'ye want?” asked the coach-| «Yes; and now he sometimes flatters man at the kitchen door. me_ by asking if I want a hair-cut."— “De boss o' de house sent me ‘round | Philadelphia Public Ledger. here,” replied the tramp, *an’ said you was ter gimme anytiing I needed.” oo, “All roight. Come out to the stable! City niece an’ Oi'll turn the hose on yer."—Phila-| that, Uncle Josh | . delphia Public Ledger. Uncle Fosh—« That is a leghorn. City niece—" How stupid of me! Of| course I ought to have noticed the horns PURITY on his legs."— Chicago News. ts the distinguishing characteristic of * What kind of a chicken is “L suppose,” said the plain person, 3 “you are often deceived by apparently ra deserving objects of charity whom you quietly help.” a “Yes, indeed," replied the great phi lanthropist; ust like throwing money away, The very people you think will adv uu Most never say a word ahout it."— Catholic Standard and Times. “ Charley, dear,” said young Mrs. : kins after her husband had been playing a social game, “why are you so often| Used by United States Public Meath and Marine) without money’? lospital Service for years. 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