Judge — October 29, 1904 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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BALLADE OF RED SOCKS. [London Truth says the gilded youth of the continent ’ ar ay I N Hessel tet sat see bone ie ting af Deciead G wears these colors at Martenbad.] All Europe now is getting gay, And every dude and rakish blade Is burgeoning in brave array ; For red is now the only shade, The reddest red that will not fade. A red that gives the optics knocks, They wear it and are unafraid— The king of England wears red socks. King Edward's neckties, too, they say, Of crimson tints of silk are made. Around his neck the colors play A riot-breeding cavalcade ; The gorgeous-tinted cannonade Gives all who view it mighty shocks, Yet all join in the masqu The king of England wears red socks. 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