Judge — October 22, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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While James Jeffrey Roche was having chat with President Roosevelt in the hhite-house last week the telephone-bell as ringing somewhat persistently. There cing no attendant at hand, the president cused himself and went to answer the peated call. This is the conversation ‘at took place on the line according to ¢ testimony of the distinguished gentle- n at the president's end of it. Well, what is it?’ Hello! is Archie there ?” 0 ; he’s not. Who's this I'm talking to?” « The president.” Well, you'll do. ver and play ball.” And the president proceeded to execute ¢ order as directed.—Boston Herald. Tell Archie to come Brain and brawn benefited with a tonic hich aids digestion—Abbott's Angostura Bit- rs are noted fur their digestive properties. ill druggists. Ske—"1 used to know the name of the berson who invented croquet, but I have jorgotten it. It is easier to forget than to for- Brooklyn Life. ‘The Sohmer Pianos are pronounced superior oall others by leading artists. will you have your asked the waiter, « How ooked eggs ‘em on a oil- jtove at home,” said the little girl timidly. Chicago Tribune. We have received from the Bobt rill Co., Indianapolis, Indiana, Friday,” by Frederick S. Isham, author of Under the Rose” and “ The Strollers,” with numerous illustrations by Harrison Fisher in that artist's best style. People deals by which money is made as well as lost, will find no end of entertainment in this novel, which, besides being many other good things, is intensely American in action and in spirit. She— Let you kiss me! known you only two days.” He—" True —Smart Set, “You may become bald, but baldness will not become you.”” Systematic Shampooing with Packers Tar Soap Pure as the Pines ‘The Packer Mfg. Co., New York. who are interested in money, and in the| Why, I've but I was afraid you wouldn't allow it if you knew me better.” | means healthy hair and scalp and | prevents premature baldness This time it was one of the park com- missioners. “TL told your reporter,” he said, that we should probably convert the south end of one of our outlying parks into a hitra- tion plan “Yes, sir,” said the editor. And it appeared in your paper this morning as * flirtation plant’ !* practice constantly. father to wear ont it stay in his ey “ What are you studying now ?" asked Mrs. Cumrox. «We have taken up the subject of mol- ecules,” “Lhope you will be very attentive and T tried to get your but he couldn't make ‘Washington Star, answered her son. I noticed the following sign on the front of a newspaper office in Manassas, Virginia, recently, and copied it: “The Journal.” Virginia homes for sale and ex- change. Lodging apply here. Bureau of information, Real estate. Walk up while you wait."—Albany Journal, Oh, well, what's the difference ? That | describes any of the parks well enough. | Let it go at that."—Chicago Tribune, doesn't stay “and stay and stay just be- cause he knows the girl isn't strong cnough to throw him out."—New Yorker. “Here's the devil to pay !" exclaimed the old man, coming in with a handful of bills. “Don't worry about him,” said the wife. “He knows that you'll settle with him hereafter."—Atlanta Constitution. 6). ture of an oath, little girl 2” Little girl— It's something you say when you hit your head against the man- tel."—Boston Transcript, SAFEST FOOD IN ANY TIME OF TROUBLE IS GRAPE-NUTS. Food to rebuild the strength and that is pre-digested must be selected when one Fustice—" Do you understand the na- { Mrs. Newfriend— Yaucheries f Mrs. “[ maintain,”” men are better speakers than mei + But sometimes quantity is mistaken for quality,” he pointed out.—Vew Yorker. UMOROUS WORK AND GREAT PRESIDENT MAKER FOR PEOPLE WHO LAUGH” They say that germs are pesky And make a person ill, But I could love the microbes On a fifty-dollar bill. They may be very ugly, And seize us by the throat, But I don’t fear a microbe Newrich—«N she declared, Did you make any Hiram made ¢ hull pile in pork."—ew York Sun. “ that wo- You’ll never go back to the Aboat which letters, sometimes handreds dally, have for rmonthn been sent beeadcast. As powertaly ts ta work of ‘ —— ight hammer angle meocemninne wow te | MUGGyY Kind He— You say you like a manly man, | eticedt Hrudent shall te file sail cngA¢etal eae y AL What is your idea of a manly man 2" Cepeicimen ie ONCE you try She—“ Well, for instance, one who Prine St, San Pramciacos Cal 7 Evans Ale “No!” said papa; You can't have it.” “Oh! boo-hoo ! boo-hoo !" wailed the small boy. “Stop! Stop!" cried papa, distracted. “ Now, then, if I let you play your drum will you be quiet 2” Not” said papa; “don't disturb me. disturb me. is convalescent. At this time there is nothing so valuable as Grape-Nuts for the reason that this food is a/? nourishment and is also aff digestible nourishment. A woman who used it says: «Some time ago I was very ill with ty- phoid fever; so ill ban one thought I would die, even myself. It left_ me so ak I could not properly digest food of bought early. ments. Get particulars free. The best easy chairs for old age are They are called endow- No importuni PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. “Yes, sir."—Phit delphia Press, “ What does it cost a week to run an army like this ?" asked the inquisitive war correspondent. ity. | “How do I know 2” said General Ske- daddleski, frowning. “Why don't you ask the little devils that have been run- ning us ?"—Chicago Tribune, any kind; and I also had much bowel trouble, which left me a weak, helpless wreck, “T needed nourishment as badly as any one could, but none of the tonics helped me until I finally tried Grape-Nuts food morning and evening. This not only supplied food that I thought delicious as could be, but it also made me perfectly well and strong again so I can do all my housework, sleep well, can eat anything without any trace of bowel trouble, and for that reason alone Grape-Nuts food is worth its weight in gold.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Typhoid fever, like some other diseases, attacks the bowels and frequently sets up bleeding and makes them for months in- capable of digesting the starches, and therefore pre-digested Grape-Nuts is in- valuable for the well-known reason that in Grape-Nuts all the starches have been transformed into grape sugar. This means that the first stage of digestion has been mechanically accomplished in Grape- Nuts food at the factories and therefore any one, no matter how weak the stom- ach, can handle it and grow strong, for all the nourishment is still there. There's a sound reason and ten days’ trial proves. Get the famous little book, “ The Road to Wellville,” in each package. LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS ‘SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Aves cor 22d St. Only saleeroom pdesur New | THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE Knicker—» What would happen if an irresistible body met an immovable body ?” Bocker—“ Try an auto and a football player."—New York Sun. 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