Judge — October 22, 1904 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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While Jar chat with would, They come. After ‘hite-house we had waved th’ flag an’ as ringing fired th’ gun an’ sung th’ ing no at : : cused hin songs, an’ done everything Eecsted cs else that we could think of real appropriate, we talked. “What part of th’ United States was you born in?" I asked one. He stammered, an’ finally admitted that he'd been born in Germany, but naturalized. Another was of Swedish manufacture, but Aad the American by law. I asked Le order a another. He had come from Italy, but could vote Brain, an in New York now. Th’ ich ais fourth was born in France, th’ fifth in Russia, and th’ sixth man was a leader in ward politics in old Man- hattan, which, of course, means Irish origin. I felt real homesick. I'd made up my mind to meetin’ yan- kees, an’ here I was, sur- rounded by th’ victims of «How AN OLD SALT’S OB- SERVATIONS. FTER he had looked up from th’ letter that he'd been perusin’, he smiled with all his face. “What makes you feel so gay?" I asked of him. “ Accepted,” he remarked laconically ; “so welll go an’ have a drink.” We did so, After we had attended to this matter I started in to satisfy my curiosity. “Who is she?” I inquired. “What she?" he asked surprised. “ Th’ one that has accepted I said. “It ain't a "he said. «If that had been th’ case I'd had to save this money to buy chairs with. I sold a joke for fifty cents; that's all.” “Right over there,” said th’ man who was driv. in’ me about to let me see oall others a woman who won't flirt, won't pretend to that tower-of-Babel_ inci- ooked ?" be embarrassed when you dent, when th’ Lord stopped “Well, flatter her, won't holler if a many people off from talk- stove at he 7 — Chicago mouse goes near her, don't in’ English an’ gave ‘em allus save her pennies to ANENT A PERSONAL FRIEND. queer, outlandish tongues. | rs 0 We hav | give to car-conductors so’s # Well hate her ores, mean “Ain't there no real Amer- rill Co. | | to see if they'll git mad, “Yes, | know: but some persons abuse their privileges so!” ican in all this bunch but Friday,” b don’t talk at breakfast while me?" I asked after I had “Under tl with num Fisher in who are i her husband tries to read th’ mornin’ paper, don't worry about her sized ‘em up. An’ then, from ‘way back somewheres, comes th’ body- next-door neighbor's hats, don’t flare up at th’ placid cook an’ then fire servant of th’ Hebrew. “Oh, yassah!" he exclaims as he shows a her for bein’ too hot-tempered, don’t make her husband git up an’ look double row of big, white teeth an’ grins his face in half; “is. J. was deals by v for burglars because th’ wind has slammed a shutter tight, don't"—— born in ole Kaintucky.” I ain't none too fond of mournin’ skins, but 1 Tost, will | I looked over where he was a-pointin’ to an’saw a nice, neat cemetery. took him in my arms an’ pressed him to me tight. rowarp manswatt. ihe none Once, when I was lyin’ in a foreign port, th’ Americans ashore facie: come out an’ asked if it wouldn't be real nice to have a gatherin’ of HE people borrow trouble their peace of mind to rack The worst is that they double the loan and pay it back. She— known yo He— wouldn't fellow-countrymen on board my yankee ship on July fourth. I said it | Means prever 1 THE « LIs Sohm 5th , ON THE RIALTO. Finst acton—"' So young Bullions is making love to Dolly Footlights? What are his prospects ?”* Seconp acron—"' Very good. He has almost succeeded in convincing her that his income is sufficient to pay her the alimony to which she has been accustomed.