Judge — October 15, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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HER DEPARTURE. She took a train at Sunrise, | It was five o'clock p. She'd a bird-cage and three satchels And, of course, took all of them, At Sunrise in the evening— Do you ask how that could be ? She took a train at Sunrise— Down at Sunrise, Tennessee. —Chicago Record-Herald. In need of a tonic? Take Abbott's Angos- tura, the king of tonics, At grocers’ and drug- gists’. “ How do you know that they are not married ?” “Isn't he carrying all the packages ?” —Detroit Free Press. ‘The famous Sohmer Piano has justly earned ] its reputation because it is the best instrument in the world. Lots er folks spends fur mo’ time in | hopin’ fer de best dan what dey does in J workin’ fer it ; en dat is de occasion ob so much poverty in de worl’—Adlanta Con- There Everywhere For the Asking Agent (of apartment-house)—"I think you say you have no family 2” House-hunter— Only my husband and myself. My husband's father will live with us part of the time, but he’s old and childish, and "— Agent—* Childish ? I'm sorry, madam, but T can’t let you have the rooms."— Chicago Tribune. Children with diseases of scalp or skin, or ‘ children that are constantly scratching, should be washed with hot water and Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Itis a fine toilet soap, and is a specific for skin diseases, Used daily it prevents disease. Take only | Glen Sulphur So: fail dram stores, or mailed for 9b, by THE FERS Ls aurtenton €0., 118 Felton St, Sewn ‘York. H's Hair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, wcta, \ THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE | LIST OF THE HIGHEST | GRADE PIANOS | | SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Only salesroom in Ureatet Sew Sth Ave. cor 22d St. York. About two years ago George Horace Lorimer made a genuine hit with his «Letters of a Self-made Merchant to His Son,” which was purchased in great num- bers by level-headed business men and presented to their clerks as a text-book and a guide-post in the battle for success. Mr. Lorimer has now written a second volume of letters which is entitled, “Old Gorgon Graham,” which is published by Doubleday, Page & Co. It is quite equal to the first-volume in its sparkling epi- grams and queer observations of men and methods, It bristles with all sorts of quaint and novel conceits, and has all the other qualities that make a book go in record-breaking time. The reader of av- erage appreciation will wish that Mr. Lorimer may bring out such another book once in every two years, if not oftener. “Well, what 2” “ Why does that man in the band run the trombone down his throat 2” " T suppose it is because he has a taste "Town Topics. for musi A PERFECT COCKTAIL tadeink tn which all the ingredients are so caefully cular one ts in evidence Club Cocktails ichare the nga and best acletitcaly ended from the choicest ol properly aged before ing boned idee ‘most popular varieties of the Club Cocktails are he Martittand Mlanatany the formes having a gin and the latter a whiaky base. All grocers and leading wine merchants sell them. G.F.HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors, Haxtronv, New You, Loxpox. ALL FIRST-CLASS SA SACES, CLUBS AND Me are setitag the BEST ‘skw enor 5O0c. TEAS) ta te C8, We are ovlllag the BEST 25c. COFFEE eed Reaated COVFRES, 11 1s ned fone For fall particulars: AR. COOK, care ot ‘it ci acne J Ly 814 83 Vesey Street, P. 0. Ho: Itis very difficult to get the weather of any season to live up to the poetry that is written about it.— Washington Star, ‘aMABE L. Humonous WORK ANO GREAT PRESIOENT MAKER HAVANA CIGARS .. “FOR PEOPLE WHO LAUGH ee a “ARE THe peprecrion oF BUEN bere cone rections, are inigity, Ramer and prep in termining bow te fice ot President ahall bo Hiled, aa ail clea Actual cau Mate 1a alee sizes from the fest tobacco ite lecton sams Batt doa et | ney the PAMABELLA,"" Paritancs at Foe fee $1.60. Fomgent, $1 per covert te copy. by Adair Welcker: He Tine St, San Francisco, Gal, We have received from the Bobbs-Mer-|| fa Nartianen ia otitis cpus rill Co., of Indianapolis, Indiana, * The ‘we will send you FREE, on request, Trail to Boyland,” by Wilbur D. Nesbit. || The Independence Co» Dent tel cit Any man who was born and bred in the country and loved and still loves the woods and the blue skies, the meadows and the old swimming-hole, will find gold- mines of delight in this book. It is full of the perfume of old-fashioned flowers, and while reading, we hear between the lines the happy bumble-bees bobbing from the honeysuckles to the hollyhocks, and from| ‘Our hero tore up the street 1” the hollyhocks to the snowball -tree.| novel began. There is scarcely a page that does not| ‘Ah, a fast sprinter,” we opined. shine with the homeliness and simplicity] Later, however, it developed that of rural life -and manners. There is} was merely a contractor.—/iltsburg Pos| much philosophy and humor scattered —_ along “The Trail to Boyland,” and the man to whom the scenes it sets forth are reminiscent will have a rare treat if he can but strike the happy combination of this hook of verse and a good, crackling log- fire and a pipe. Oldboy—“ Come on; aren't you g to take the nine-twenty for the city ? Subbuberly— No; I'm going to wa for the ten-thirty. Its running time three minutes less."— Chicago News, tl He—" What do you want a hundre| dollars for now 2” She—« 1am to read a paper before ti club on ‘Economy in Dress,’ and I ha no gown fit towear."—Albany Fournall W,L, DOUGLAS moe. $3.50 SHOES ireateat te easy fitin Fou Ane a inerence | reer #3 of other makes stand wl w. L. Dongias uses Corona Colt coe, “Corona Colt te conceded to be the ft “Patent Leather made. SEND YoR CaTatooce a1 POLL, InsTRUCTIONS HOEMARER. “Twas at the husking-bee the other day. Great fun.” « Find a red ear 2?" Yes.” Kiss the prettiest girl?” “Nope. Didn't dare. All the pretty girls were engaged to husky farmers.” “ What did you do?” “Beauty and grace from| “Kissed the homeliest girl.” Did that give satisfaction 2” no condition rise; “Not a bitof it, Each of the husky farmers felt that I had personally snubbed Use Pears,’ sweet maid’ his best girl."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. there all the secret lies.” Sold everywhere. 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