Judge — August 27, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Fassenger (on ocean liner of the future) — Will you please direct me to my state room? It's No. 72 Clerk—« It’s about half a mile aft. Take trolley-car on starboard promenade.” try to conceal her age.” Mifkins—" What's the explanation ?' | She has a twin brothe Morning Telegraph. At the exhibition of the California fruit- growers’ association, at Ch the Sohmer Pianos were chosen in preference to all other makes, thus again showing the high estimation in which these popular instruments are held by | the public. + Do you think the modern girl is bene- fited by an athletic training ?” | “Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne. «It enables ‘her to get in and outof a ham-| mock without breaking her nec! Washington Star. Last week a strapping negro woman was up before a magistrate, charged with unmercifully beating her boy. “LT don’t understand how you can have the heart to treat your own child so cruelly,” said the magistrate. «Jedge, has you been a parent of a wufless yaller boy like dat ar cub of Never—no, never” (with great ve hemence—and getting red in the face). “Den don’t talk; you don’t know nuf- fin about it."—Philadelphia Ledger, Systematic Shampooing with Packers Tar Soap Pure as the Pines means healthy hair and scalp and| prevents premature baldness ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York. well? Well, I should say so,” re- marked the Chicagoan, speaking of a prominent fellow -citizen, “Why, his} family ’s got money to burn “But their blood,” suggested the Bos- ton girl ; * what of that?” | “ They make extract of beef, blood pud-| dings and things of that. Nothing ever goes to waste in their slaughter-house.” | —Philadelphia Press. 40 sizes, 106. to 50e. each A. SANTAELLA & CO. 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What possible use could you have fora fact ?"— Catholic Standard. Cumso— Gildersleeve, why don’t you and Wilberforce smoke the pipe of peace Gildersleeve—"1 swore off smoking last month."—Detroit Free Press. AS EASY. NEEDS ONLY A LITTLE THINKING. The food of childhood often decides whether one is to grow up well nourished and healthy or weak and sickly from im- proper food. I's just as easy to be one as the other, provided we get a proper start. A wise physician like the Denver doctor who knew about food can accomplish wonders, provided the patient is willing to help and will eat only proper food. Speaking of this case, the mother said her little four-year-old boy was suffering from a peculiar derangement of the stom- ach, liver and kidneys, and his feet became so swollen he couldn't take a step. “We called a doctor who said at once we must be very careful as to his diet, as improper food was the only cause of his sickness, Sugar, especially, he forbid. (0 the doctor made up a diet and the al food he prescribed was Grape- s, and the boy, who was very fond of sweet things, took the Grape-Nuts readily without adding any sugar, (Doctor ex- plained that the sweet in Grape-Nuts is not at all like cane or beet sugar but is the natural sweet of the grains.) “ We saw big improvement inside a few days and now Grape-Nuts are almost his only food, and he is once more a healthy, happy, rosy-cheeked youngster, with every p into a strong healthy man.” Name given by Postum Co., Bat- tle Creek, Mich. ; The sweet in Grape-Nuts is the nature- sweet known as Post Sugar, not digested in the liver like ordinary sugar, but pre- digested. Feed the youngsters a hand- ful of Grape-Nuts when nature demands sweet and prompts them to call for sugar. There's a reason. 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